i got three different ways in english to say I'm going to miss ...

Funny Ways to Say “I Miss You” to Someone
“Where’d you disappear to, you human-shaped void in my life?”
“My couch is starting to forget your butt imprint!”
“I miss you like Netflix misses chill.”
“Come back! My phone’s way too quiet without your texts.”
“I miss you like a squirrel misses nuts during winter.”
“My pillow’s campaigning for your return.”
“My plants are jealous of the attention you used to get.”
“My socks miss being mismatched.”
“The fridge keeps looking at me, wondering where you are.”
“My coffee has been sadder without its favorite mug critic.”
“It’s a ‘you’ shaped hole in my day every day.”
“Without you here, my pet thinks I talk to myself.”
“I miss you like my phone misses its charger when it’s at 1%.”
“I miss you more than a ninja misses the shadows.”
“I’ve had to tell all our jokes to myself, and it’s getting awkward.”
“Life’s too quiet without your chaos—come back already!”
“I’m one step away from talking to the dog about you!”
“I miss you like I miss my phone whenever I forget to take it with me to the toilet.”
“I’m about to put up ‘Missing’ posters… with your face on them!”
“I miss you lots—like tater tots!”