- The Student Room

Hoping my long post appears again at some point or is approved by the mods but I will say that I became an aphid graveyard this morning. They didn't just die around me, they died on me which is actually kind of rude but I guess they saw my username and thought it appropriate. This happened because before going on my walk I slathered my arms, face and neck in sunscreen as you should of course, which inevitably makes your skin sticky. And as I was walking I noticed lots of aphids stuck to my arms that had died in the struggle, so I kind of had to slap and scrape them off. When I got back and looked in the mirror I could see dead aphids stuck to my face and neck which were promptly removed. This is my first time experiencing being an insect graveyard.