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Happy International Joke Day!

It's International Joke day so to celebrate, here's a dad joke from Liverpool Hope!

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

.......Shakespeare!

Hope this makes you smile :smile:

Lottie, Graduate Advocate

Reply 1

University of Bath

Official Rep

Haha, I did not know it was International Joke Day but what a fun idea! Here's one of my favourite anti-jokes:

A man with a duck standing on his head walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'can I help you?' the duck says, 'yes, you can get this man off my feet.'

Here at the Uni of Bath we are super-proud to be home to several families of Mallard ducks which live by our lake and walk the campus freely - they are incredibly friendly and are not scared of people at all. They may even try and steal your food... but they are NOT allowed in the Plug and Tub student bar!

(edited 10 months ago)

Reply 2

De Montfort University

Official Rep

Original post

by LHU Lottie

It's International Joke day so to celebrate, here's a dad joke from Liverpool Hope!
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
.......Shakespeare!
Hope this makes you smile :smile:

Lottie, Graduate Advocate

Here is another dad joke for you!

It popped up on my TikTok the other day as part of a promo clip for the new Jurassic Park Rebirth 🦖

'Today my son asked,

"Can I have a book mark?" And I burst into tears

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian'

It was from a dad joke segment between Jonathan Bailey and Rupert Friend. On a side note, is anyone going to watch the new film? I am going Friday, can't wait!

-Maddie, Third year Health and Well-being in Society student at De Montfort University