Make it More Cow-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 8th of July is Cow Appreciation Day :moo:

Let us make ourselves herd :ahee:

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Reply 1

The_Lonely_Goatherd

'Moo-ney Moo-ney Moo-ney', 'Thank You for the Moo-sic' and 'I Moo, I Moo, I Moo, I Moo, I Moo' - all songs by ABBA :h:

Reply 2

the bear

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by The_Lonely_Goatherd

'Moo-ney Moo-ney Moo-ney', 'Thank You for the Moo-sic' and 'I Moo, I Moo, I Moo, I Moo, I Moo' - all songs by ABBA :h:

these are udderly amazing puns Ma'am :girl:

3 x ww

3 x Oscar

RFHGM

BM+C

Nobel Prize for Ruminant Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Byre are lovin' it :h:

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Damer,
i morgen kveld skal vi holde vår årlige
veldedighets-twerkathon på Edvard Munch parkoursenter.
I år vil inntektene gå til kenguru-imitatorer i nød.
Som dere kan tenke dere har disse tøffe karene og damene
lidd mye under nedstengningen og den.
Med deres hjelp kan de komme seg igjen.
Hvis dere vil delta i dansen, er det bare å stikke innom resepsjonen og ta en prat med store Asbjørg.
Inngangsbilletten er 30 330 kroner, som inkluderer en tallerken Smalahove og en flaske Mjød.
Hvis dere ikke har egne yogabukser, kan dere låne et par fra store A.
Hun lager dem hjemme av jerveskinn og Spandex™.
Knappene er ekte danske tenner.

Ulrik Frederik Gyldenløve, greve av Laurvig

Nedstøende assisterende leder for damedans og den

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Reply 3

mesub

Volunteer Team, Clearing and Applications Advisor

Original post

by the bear

So in the US& A the 8th of July is Cow Appreciation Day :moo:

Let us make ourselves herd :ahee:

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Got some udderly brillant puns:

As you get old as a cow, you may find you're really pasture limits.
The worst cow dramas always involve beef and are high steaks
A bull cheated with another cow. All the heartbroken cow could say is "How dairy you?!"

Reply 4

the bear

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by mesub

Got some udderly brillant puns:
As you get old as a cow, you may find you're really pasture limits.
The worst cow dramas always involve beef and are high steaks
A bull cheated with another cow. All the heartbroken cow could say is "How dairy you?!"