Oxford University - BA Law degree - OPTIONAL PAPERS!!!

From what I read, if that old dude ever does apply to Oxford (I bet he never does), his app will be sent straight over to Harris Manchester where all the old dudes go. Sleepy college, round the back of Wadham. Free hearing aids. Not for old geeky the gay young pastures of John's! Geeky wouldn't like John's anyway. Lots of clever Chinese studes at John's, and geeky disses LSE cos of all the Chinese kids. Maybe geeky is Nigel Farage's only Pakistani pal!

You could die from liver organ failure!!! ☹️

You could die from terminal Wannabism. You will die of old age before you apply to any university. Drinking myself to death will be more fun.

St. John's is very academic and I would not suffer from bad behaviour from other students. Also, it has the cheapest food, drink and the best facilities in Oxford due to it being the wealthiest college.

You think you can control the future by just saying stuff. You control nothing in your life, which is one big endless failure, so you try to control the future by saying things over and over again. Your mental illness is severe. I really do feel sorry for you. Untreated, you will only get worse. Maybe you will end up a danger to yourself or others. You are already borderline stalker-ish on here.

I had mental health issues in the past but not anymore. So, please get your facts straight!!!

I love the idea that all colleges other than St John’s are basically like tough inner city schools where the students face constant disruption to their learning because other students don’t want to be there and so mess around. Whereas St John’s students are all paragons of virtue.

I love the idea that all colleges other than St John’s are basically like tough inner city schools where the students face constant disruption to their learning because other students don’t want to be there and so mess around. Whereas St John’s students are all paragons of virtue.

Dude, your mental illness is apparent in almost every post you make here. You are falling to bits in plain sight. It's a shame.

St. John's College does achieve a signficant number of 1sts and 2:1s compared to the rest of the colleges. Merton another college where students are well focused on their degrees and don't waste time either.

In my experience, John's students are in the Lamb and Flag 24/7 365. They are arguably even worse ****heads even that thhat bunch of drunks at St Peter's. Total ****takers too. Not a serious college, John's.

No, only because you despise my choice of St. John's College, Oxford. So, you torment me here. ☹️

Then how do you explain a near perfect set of 1sts in most subjects and hardly any 2:2s or lower?

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I don't despise anything except your ridiculous superstition. I'm sorry for you. You're not well.
You're unable to detect irony. That, B TW, renders you an unlikely candidate for this university. Oxford is the World capital of taking the ****.

My only reason for applying to St. John's College, Oxford is because my Maths teacher Rachel told me in the 2000s that I would never get to such an academic college. So, I want to prove her wrong. As well as being surrounded by like minded serious hard working students. I don't want trouble from others. Moreover, I can bench 100kg over my head and easily 80kg. So, I would be a mediator for those troubled by others. 😛 lol

My only reason for applying to St. John's College, Oxford is because my Maths teacher Rachel told me in the 2000s that I would never get to such an academic college. So, I want to prove her wrong. As well as being surrounded by like minded serious hard working students. I don't want trouble from others. Moreover, I can bench 100kg over my head and easily 80kg. So, I would be a mediator for those troubled by others. 😛 lol

This Rachel sounds like a top teacher! Props to her!

Like I say, I'm no expert. Unlike geeky, I don't go round pretending to know the secret of getting into Oxford while sitting in my parents' house in my jammies. All I can say is that your stats look OK to me, as a mere undergrad, so fingers crossed your LNAT score is OK and you can do well at interviews. I don't know about Durham. I didn't apply there. Hope you crush it!
Thanks for your kind words re trying for a first. I will try to do the work hard play hard thing and see how I get on. Oxford is even better than I thought it'd be. I'm loving it here. The work is full-on, but the partying is non-stop. There is sooooo much to do here when not working. The work is super interesting, the libraries are great, and tutes are amazing. You get to talk through things with really impressive experts. Not much sleep, but I can sleep when I'm oooooooold.
Hey, I hear good things re Durham too, though it wasn't the vibe for me. Fingers crossed!