- The Student Room

^ Ï feeuhl tħê'z uh tïm uhnd pleys fuhr eech. Shor, if yo'r teyking uh clïuhnt øt tuh dinuh fuhr igsarmpuhl tħen uh crep iz much clarseeuh. Tuh sit tħê in yor soot, wïuhl deluhcuhtlee eeting uh crep witħ minuhmuhl topingz witħ uh nïf uhnd fork iz tħuh hït uhv suhfisticeyshuhn. Buht wuns yo'r höm Ï think it's betuh tuh plonk yor ars on tħuh söfuh in yor unduhwê witħ yor bë belee pöking øt fruhm unduh yor T-shert wïuhl yoo shuvuhl uh thic, beefceykee Uhmericuhn penceyk intuh yor pïhól tħuht's bin topd witħ harf uh can uhv wipd creem. Ïdeeuhl induljuhns uhnd absuhloot puhliticuhl perfecshuhn.

Ö yes, wen Ï went it wuhz sunee buht Ï think tħeez fötöz Ï tuhk wuhd bee sö much mor gothic uhnd Oscuh wining fuhtogruhfee huhd tħuh skï bin grey uhnd huhd reyn bin lashing tħuh greyz til tħey glisuhnd uhnd shon.