This reminds me of the time when we went to Poland, and my friend really wanted Malibu. We don't speak Polish and we wandered off from our Polish friend, so we pointed at something with a coconut tree on it, and she put it in coke, and it was like creamy.
And then we bought just plain rum, and then no-one liked it, so we played that game wher you put coke and beer and wine and stuff into a cup and whoever loses the game has to drink it, and I lost and I threw up.
And then we bought cherry brandy and real fake-Malibu and she loved it so much I had to throw away the rest of my cherry brandy and put it in the bottle (mine was 150ml or something) and carry it through cos I was 18 and she was 17.
Good times.
The moral is...don't experiment with Malibu.