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Reply 40
Zapsta
But otherwise he'll be constipated and spend his whole time on the toilet :eek: :frown:


There are other sources of fibre you know :p:
Reply 41
kingslaw
than stuck up, anal southern public school girls.


:eek: But they're the best kind :cool:
Reply 42
Heres a bad joke I heard the other day, but it fits quite well into this category :biggrin:.......:rolleyes:

What do you call a blonde girl who dyes her hair Brunette?





Answer: Artificial intelligence
Reply 43
Natalie Lane
one of them always being the 'teacher' doesn't sound like the best of relationships... Better to share the roles...


You're father's probably not that thick... smart enough to keep her interested...
By the way, why so self depreciating?


well he thinks that keeping the loft trapdoor open (bearing in mind the loft is about 3x3ft) will make the loft hotter than if it is shut cause heat rises :rolleyes:

im not depreciating myself just telling u how thick he is :biggrin:
Reply 44
F. Poste
There are other sources of fibre you know :p:

No?! :eek: I've been living a lie :frown:
Reply 45
Zapsta
No?! :eek: I've been living a lie :frown:


It's okay... *gives Zapsta a leaflet about fibre*.. see, you can eat it after you've read it and that'd work too :biggrin:
Reply 46
F. Poste
It's okay... *gives Zapsta a leaflet about fibre*.. see, you can eat it after you've read it and that'd work too :biggrin:

Yay :biggrin:
smarter than me... hard to find
Reply 48
Men who only prefer dumb blondes for beauty etc. are not even worth intelligent women anyway.
Reply 49
Oh God, not the false smart/dumb dichotomy again.

Oh, and adding sultanas to your man's bran often helps.
Date only smart men.

Of course, this only works if you don't have an inferiority complex that's as huge as a Boeing 747.
Reply 51
Zapsta
People more intelligent than me intimidate me. So no.


:confused: Yes, but your intellectual prowess will never improve if you are too cowardly to interact with people who are 'more intelligent than you are'.

Besides, there's nothing more satisfying than outsmarting a partner with a PhD in Being the Biggest Dickhead On the Planet from Darwin College, Cambridge (well, it was philosophy actually but...)

Not that I'm bitter or anything...
Reply 52
Dont think its possible for me to find a girl thats smarter than me..
imasillynarb
Dont think its possible for me to find a girl thats smarter than me..

is that cause you're just that much of a genius... or cause they wouldn't date you?
Reply 54
bratcat
:confused: Yes, but your intellectual prowess will never improve if you are too cowardly to interact with people who are 'more intelligent than you are'.

I'd rather be stupid than uncomfortable :smile:
Zapsta
I'd rather be stupid than uncomfortable :smile:

wouldn't you be bored though?
Reply 56
Zapsta
I'd rather be stupid than uncomfortable :smile:


Does tsr make you uncomfortable?
Reply 57
PadFoot90
Does tsr make you uncomfortable?

After a while, yes. Six hours on a desk chair ain't good.
Reply 58
Zapsta
After a while, yes. Six hours on a desk chair ain't good.


that explains alot.
Reply 59
Natalie Lane
wouldn't you be bored though?

Nah. I could always make fun of her if worst came to the worst.