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Onearmedbandit

Umm... so if you can get prostate cancer due to excessive masturbation, can you also get it from excessive sex? Because there can't be much of a difference between the two, physically...

Oh- wanking helps to prevent prostate cancer.

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Onearmedbandit

visesh

Oh- wanking helps to prevent prostate cancer.

Ohhh right :smile:

That's what I was thinking! I remember reading about that somewhere.

Phew. :biggrin:

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Makavelli_07

I would vote not often, but that's not on there. Why is the lowest option twice a day? :rolleyes:

As for the 6 year age gap, if my sister was to have a sexual relationship with someone aged 22 at the age of 16, i wouldn't be very happy. Although i couldn't do anything about it, as she was legally old enough, to me it wouldn't be right.

Maybe i just see it differently to the rest of you.

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EPD

lessthanthree

I love how people are taking that timmy person's rantings seriously when it's quite plain that his backside is doing all of the talking.

Irony is, he's the biggest ****** here.

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Onearmedbandit

lessthanthree

I love how people are taking that timmy person's rantings seriously when it's quite plain that his backside is doing all of the talking.

No.. I just misread one of the other ones.. instead of 'decrease' I read it as 'increase' and got thoroughly flustered :smile:

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swishmasta

that shht is dirty man, aint ever done it and never will. you basically f-in ur fingers man, disgusting.

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~Raphael~

TIMAAAAAAAAAAAY

so how come you're wearing glasses? :tongue:

lol hahaha I needed glasses before I became all corrupted and followed i nthe footsteps of Onan... :cool:

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Mrs_F

Joystick? The poll is really bad, what if people don't do it daily? Only a few times a week? Or only now and again when they need to cos they haven't been able to have sex for a while?

Edit: Ooh it's been changed that's better.

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Zapsta

I hold the record for it :redface:

. Don't think I've ever received any from Huntroyde, though. Curious.

Would you like some?

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extreme

all the time :cool:

<<<<<< stevie wonder

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SamTheMan

zip it123

sorry but 24 is still too old....considering that girl is like 17/18

Hello?! I'm 23. Thank you very much.
Still a student too so don't call me old...

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visesh

zip it123

lol...ps. is ur profile correct..were u born in 81?..cos that makes u 26 which kind of makes this whole convo a bit wrong

Dude I just check Sam's profile.

Have you EVER done maths at primary school?

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SamTheMan

visesh

Dude I just check Sam's profile.

Have you EVER done maths at primary school?

I'm born in September. 2005-1981 is therefore an incorrect way to calculate my age.

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TIMAAAAAAAAAAAY

SamTheMan

I'm born in September. 2005-1981 is therefore an incorrect way to calculate my age.

OMG dude you were born in the previous century :eek:

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visesh

SamTheMan

I'm born in September. 2005-1981 is therefore an incorrect way to calculate my age.

My point exactly. I didn't see your profile before my post that implied the above. Seeing as zipit has actually seen your profile, I am shocked that he made that mistake.