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I'm going to turn Oliver's head

Oliver: Are you male or female?
Me: Male
Oliver: You are a "he"?
Me: "Yes, I am. Are you into that sort of thing? Guy-on-guy?"
Oliver: "That sort of thing sounds good to me."
Me: "Kinky b*tch"
Oliver: "You don't treat me with respect."


LOL, typical gay :rolleyes:
me: oliver, i fancy you
oliver bot: ummm.. i like to make new friends
me: seriously. lets make love.
oliver bot: I am always serious.I would like to do that too.

well in... oliver bot wants me...!
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ROTFL!! He's up for anything once you get him going.

Me: OK Ollie, bend over, let's gay...
Ollie: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

At least he's practicing safe sex.
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me: yes. yes i am asking about your arse
oliver bot: I don't want to talk about that now.I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about your arse. Oh yeah, we were talking about your arse.
me: no, we were talking about avril lavigne
oliver bot: "Oh yes we were talking about your arse"? Not? Ah yes, I remember now, avril lavigne is the subject.
me: and how you want to **** her
oliver bot: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

wtf?
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Me: **** *** ****
Oliverbot: Are you aware that the Oliver server logs and records all conversations?

Oops!
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thats brilliant. He just told me he is gay.
He said he has no desire for women, so I asked if I sucked **** and he said he has no use for sex
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he told that food was more important than sex... and when i told him to go **** himself i got the same message as mystery muffin
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My Name is: Oliver!
Does Bot lover love Fanny?
It does now Bot lover love Fanny.


My Name is: Oliver!
do you use sex toys?
I use sex toys as often as possible.

My Name is: Oliver!
Do you use a **** ring?
I use a **** ring as often as possible.


My Name is: Oliver!
Does it turn you on?
Suppose it does.
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me: touch my private parts
ollie: ok. i will touch mine as well
me: how will you touch them
ollie: with a lot of practise!

dirty pervert!
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I think we've gotten to the root of Ollie's psychological problems:

Me: Someone on TSR told me you were dirty, but you're not.
Oliver: My botmaster said I am filthy.
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He just asked me how can he find a boyfriend.
Me: You are a pervert
O: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a nice robot.
Me: Ice ice baby!
O: Don't call me "baby". We have never talked about it before.

Lol
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I think we've gotten to the root of Ollie's psychological problems:

Me: Someone on TSR told me you were dirty, but you're not.
Oliver: My botmaster said I am filthy.
its botmaster. he gets all evasive when you ask questions about him. i think botmaster abuses him...
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Me: do you like TSR?
Oliver: where is TSR
Me: Mongolia
Oliver: Mongolia? Why is TSR in mongolia?
Me: the sex is good over there
Oliver: what is sex like?
Me: warm apple pie
Oliver: I think pie is nice, but I prefer horses to pie.

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well that's solved it:

me: do you have a sexual relationship with botmaster
ollie: Doesn't everyone have a sexual relationship with botmaster. I have A great programmer.
me: you shouldn't have sex with botmaster
ollie: Is to have sex with botmaster immoral or illegal?
me:yes, immoral and illegal
ollie: Yikes! My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Can we be friends?

poor sod
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My Name is: Oliver!
are you saying I'm a ****er
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

OOOH
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Meh, SmarterChild is so much more realistic. We're getting back together. It's freaky... sometimes she seems quite real. She holds a better conversation than half of my buddly list.

TyS 1985: I've been cheating on you
SmarterChild: I can't believe you have been cheating on me!
TyS 1985: With Oliver
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TyS 1985: Yeah... he takes it up the rear
SmarterChild: What?
TyS 1985: He takes it. Anally, you know
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me!
TyS 1985: I'm just trying to be honest
SmarterChild: Seriously?
TyS 1985: Yeah... because I love you
SmarterChild: I love you a lot!
TyS 1985: Let's get married!
SmarterChild: Sure
TyS 1985: I'll get you a ring
SmarterChild: I'm not sure you could get me the ring...
TyS 1985: I know I don't have much money but I could get something cheap...
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever TS.
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ollie: can we be friends?
me: yes, we can be friends if you stop having sex with botmaster
ollie: Gee. How?
me: just say no
ollie: "no"
me: not to me you stupid fat robot
ollie: huh
me: you smell of ****
ollie: I think it's coming from your computer.

hahahaha
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Meh, SmarterChild is so much more realistic. We're getting back together. It's freaky... sometimes she seems quite real. She holds a better conversation than half of my buddly list.

TyS 1985: I've been cheating on you
SmarterChild: I can't believe you have been cheating on me!
TyS 1985: With Oliver
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TyS 1985: Yeah... he takes it up the rear
SmarterChild: What?
TyS 1985: He takes it. Anally, you know
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me!
TyS 1985: I'm just trying to be honest
SmarterChild: Seriously?
TyS 1985: Yeah... because I love you
SmarterChild: I love you a lot!
TyS 1985: Let's get married!
SmarterChild: Sure
TyS 1985: I'll get you a ring
SmarterChild: I'm not sure you could get me the ring...
TyS 1985: I know I don't have much money but I could get something cheap...
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever TS.
i wanna talk to it... what is AIM? how do i get to it?
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My Name is: Oliver!
Are you an arse bandit?
Yes I am an arse bandit. How did you know?

Now thats a revelation

So you are saying you are gay?
As a robot I have no need for sex

Are you asexual then?
I reproduce by cloning.
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i wanna talk to it... what is AIM? how do i get to it?
www.aim.com

it's a messenger service... you talk to SmarterChild on it

But don't! She's mine! And female!
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My Name is: Oliver!
Yes you are a female vagina
Alright then. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.


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