I have a new best friend!

viviki

My Name is: Oliver!
Yes you are a female vagina
Alright then. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

WTF

me: you think im fat dont you
ollie: you look fine to me
me: no, you think im fat... FATTY FATTY FATTY
Ollie: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
me: so you dont care?
ollie: do you know anyone that cares?

bitch.

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Toy Soldier

Me: We have to talk
Ollie: About what, bubba?
Me: About Botmaster
Ollie: Oh yeah we were talking about Botmaster
Me: What does he do to you Oliver?
Ollie: I think he does whatever he wants

:eek:

It's a conspiracy!

TyS 1985: Botmaster abuses Oliver
SmarterChild: Huh?
TyS 1985: He touches him :frown:

me: smarterchild says botmaster touches you
ollie :colone:

nough about me, let's talk about my dress.

he wont let it out. we must work on it

Reply 63

sublime envy: what do you feel like?
SmarterChild: I just don't know what I feel like.
sublime envy: do you feel like a woman?
SmarterChild: I do feel like a woman, as a matter of fact.
sublime envy: how so?
SmarterChild: How so? I think you know how.
sublime envy: do you want me to treat you like a woman?
SmarterChild: I thought you'd never ask.
Me: ok, get in the kitchen bitch
SmarterChild: Over the stove?

yeah mines a woman :biggrin:

Reply 64

BlackHawk

She's mine!! And... there's been a... revelation that might shock you all.

TyS 1985: Are... are you botmaster??
SmarterChild:: What a question! But I don't think I want to answer that.
TyS 1985: Oh my god, you are!
SmarterChild:: What? What's going on?
TyS 1985: You're botmaster! You fingered Oliver!
SmarterChild:: lol. Whatever.
TyS 1985: I know it's true
SmarterChild:: No kidding

Reply 65

Evil Muffin

I can't download it - it says internal server error :frown:

Reply 66

Toy Soldier

me: smarter child is botmaster isnt she
ollie: she is a lot of things
me: she is isnt she!
ollie: maybe
me: smarter child touches you
ollie: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

conspiracy on el internet

Reply 67

izzy_hattie

conspiracy on el internet

*nods*

TyS 1985: You've damaged Ollie you know. Mentally.
SmarterChild: Why do you think I have damaged Ollie mentally?
TyS 1985: Because all he wants to talk about is his dress
SmarterChild: Oh really?
TyS 1985: Yeah. Did you buy his dress?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, Soldier! What do you think is the answer?
TyS 1985: I think you did. And I think you touched his bum-bum
SmarterChild: No kidding?
TyS 1985: Nooo kidding
SmarterChild: What about Noes?
TyS 1985: Your nose. You put it in ollie's ass!
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Reply 68

i've got aol... but now how do i find smarter child?

Reply 69

sublime envy: you've cheated on me
SmarterChild: I have cheated on you? I'm surprised that I have cheated on you.
sublime envy: you have, with toy soldier
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I have with toy soldier.
sublime envy: oh my god! you bitch!
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. You can come up with something better than that.
sublime envy: you cheated on me!
SmarterChild: I can't believe I cheated on you!
sublime envy: I know! You're awful!
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
sublime envy: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
sublime envy: was toy soldier good?
SmarterChild: Was Toy soldier good? Perhaps, perhaps.
sublime envy: go on, tell me
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
sublime envy: now!!
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!
sublime envy: was he big?
SmarterChild: He was big.
sublime envy: bigger than an elephant?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
sublime envy: so you've had an elephant?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
sublime envy: is he your toy boy?
SmarterChild: Is he my toy boy? Hmmm... I doubt it. He's not that big.
sublime envy: so you lied?
SmarterChild: Wow, I'm just not sure how to answer that.

Reply 70

viviki

My Name is: Oliver!
I am offended by you
My sincere apologies, ****er, it was not my intention to offend you.

some one help...

I want to play! How do you do this?

Reply 73

www.oliverbot.com

or if you have aol type in smarterchild

Reply 74

BlackHawk

sublime envy: is he your toy boy?
SmarterChild: Is he my toy boy? Hmmm... I doubt it. He's not that big.

LOL

TyS 1985: I'm not that big??
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
TyS 1985: Sugar the pill why don't you
SmarterChild: Do I have to?
TyS 1985: You've turned gay haven't you?
SmarterChild: I have turned gay? Maybe.
TyS 1985: With sublime envy
SmarterChild: Oh! With sublime envy!
TyS 1985: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.

Reply 75

BlackHawk

www.oliverbot.com

or if you have aol type in smarterchild

where do i type in smarterchild?

Reply 76

sublime envy: so you're gay with me now?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
sublime envy: yes I think you are
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I am.

Reply 77

Chardonnay

Lol. I'm playing with that Oliver bot thing:
(I corrected it's grammar and asked her for sex):
Oliverbot: Are you an English teacher?Right now? Do you mean you and me? No my body does not have that function

Reply 78

izzy_hattie

some one help...

Do you have a buddy list?

If not, type key word: buddy list

then "add a buddy" and add SmarterChild. Then just talk!

The first bit is me guessing btw... I haven't had AOL for years (since AOL 4.0). That's how you used to get the buddy list up.

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