He is a hardcore dance DJ CHAV
His DJ name is 'Part-E' CHAV
He smokes weed A LOT (doesnt make him a chav)
His best friend has a cap permanently attached to his head and is known as 'Lang-E'(CHAV)
They go on package holidays to places such as Bulgaria... not to see the sights and experience the culture though... but because the beer is cheap and it's sunny enough to get a lobster tan(Good lad, id do the same)
His sister drinks out of 'fish-bowls' (usually a mix of malibu, alcopops and vodka)(they get you pissed, i've done that, nothing wrong there)
His mum and sister watch Hollyoaks religiously(so do i)
His family buys the Daily Star every single day(so do i)
His family runs the local Legion pub(must be awesome)