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Oh. My. God.

Zarathustra

2

This is absolutely priceless... :rofl:

Now I don't want to give it all away, but look out for this gem: "Only with regular occurance will your chances [of breast cancer] be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make [[]] an important part of their daily routine..."

So there ya have it :rolleyes:

LMFAO!!!

ZarathustraX

Reply 1

blissy

15

I love the sentence: " women suspected of having performed regular fellatio"

Reply 2

Natalie Lane

9

I honestly don't know what to say to that :eek:

Reply 3

Zarathustra

OP

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blissy

I love the sentence: " women suspected of having performed regular fellatio"

Lmao yeah I forgot that part when I was scanning back through for a quote...
I repeat: :rofl:

Oh My God.

ZarathustraX

Reply 4

goldenbarnes

11

What an opening to an article: 'Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer......'

Reply 5

Tyler Durden

17

Well... I suppose if the doctor says you have to then you have to. That's life. :flute:

Edit: Good find Zara. :biggrin:

Reply 6

Natalie Lane

9

blissy

I love the sentence: " women suspected of having performed regular fellatio"

worst part has to be "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." :rolleyes:

Reply 7

SamTheMan

17

Zarathustra

This is absolutely priceless... :rofl:

Now I don't want to give it all away, but look out for this gem: "Only with regular occurance will your chances [of breast cancer] be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make [[]] an important part of their daily routine..."

So there ya have it :rolleyes:

LMFAO!!!

ZarathustraX

Has it become a daily routine for you? :p:

Reply 8

Zarathustra

OP

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englishstudent

Edit: Good find Zara. :biggrin:

Why thankyou :wink:

ZarathustraX

EDIT: I should have given this thread a more explicit title, it deserves to be read more than it is being!!

Reply 9

Tyler Durden

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Natalie Lane

worst part has to be "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." :rolleyes:

You know, I bet this is some big cover up by every male scientist. :thrasher:

Reply 10

goldenbarnes

11

englishstudent

Well... I suppose if the doctor says you have to then you have to. That's life. :flute:

Edit: Good find Zara. :biggrin:

God knows what she was searching for when she found it though....

Reply 11

Tyler Durden

17

goldenbarnes

God knows what she was searching for when she found it though....

Hmm, very good point. :eek:

Reply 12

Zarathustra

OP

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Natalie Lane

worst part has to be "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." :rolleyes:

Where does it say that!?

ZarathustraX

Reply 13

Tyler Durden

17

Zarathustra

EDIT: I should have given this thread a more explicit title, it deserves to be read more than it is being!!

Absolutely. Ask someone to edit it for you. "This sucks (in more ways than one)" - whaddya think? Bit long.... :embarasse

Reply 14

ThePenguinMafia

1

Hah... "Dr. Len Lictepeen".

Reply 15

goldenbarnes

11

And just to make sure, at the end they put:

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

Reply 16

Natalie Lane

9

Zarathustra

Where does it say that!?

ZarathustraX

towards the end... it's said by Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University (under the 'your e-mail alerts' box)

Reply 17

SamTheMan

17

Zarathustra

This is absolutely priceless... :rofl:

Now I don't want to give it all away, but look out for this gem: "Only with regular occurance will your chances [of breast cancer] be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make [[]] an important part of their daily routine..."

So there ya have it :rolleyes:

LMFAO!!!

ZarathustraX

What if you're one of the many girls who, by principle, refuse to swallow?