Artemis Fowl Movie UpdateWatch
I just realized that Rusty said she's gonna be kept for a week...that means...she'll be back in a week anyway
but then again...waiting a week isn't so bad
Anyway, as you may have all guessed, the evil sheep kidnapped me. It was the ones who attempt to be shexy by shaving. Eurgh...*shudders* That is soooo not for sheep.
Anyway, I suffered in solitary confinement in their wooly fortress. It was guarded by steely-eyed doves. When I close my eyes, I can still hear their gruelling cooes...
Then on the 27th day, hark, I heard the sound of an approuching radish.
Er... Ofcourse, I mean The Green Manalishi or O'Radishen. He approached on his noble steed...
And ward off the frightful sheep with a haggard broomstick. T'was a most enlightening experience.
And so, weary yet relieved, I stumble upon you lot...
It's good to be back.
Ahem. Anyway . . . oh my gosh, Yo-Less is back! Let's celebrate with non-yellow smilies:
EDIT: The radish is cute too.
ok, first in command ish back...someone can command AJ now...so are we gonna save rusty?
or are we really gonna trust the sheep
OK, I'm rather dazed. Sort of like someone who has just sumbled out of bed. And not eaten breakfast
And as for what we were doing, what he said.^ 'Xept, instead of doing nothing I've been practising my Parseltongue so I can actually talk to my snake army instead of having to attempt to communicate using vague sign-language. 'Cos snakes aren't very good at sign language.
Something to do with the lack of arms.
And AJ, you're second in command 'cos we drew straws. Memba?
*would join celebration with non-yellow smiliys, but the yellow smiliys have sabotaged my computer and can no longer access non-yellow smiliys*
Or we could just ask Yo-yo, who's actually been there...