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A message from Artemis Fowl. Encrypted.

My dear newfound ally, if you have deciphered this code then you are of sufficient intelligence to aid me in my mission. You may have heard of the Fowl family and imagine this mission to be illegal or even dangerous. I promise you this is not the case. All I ask is that you help me to keep my memories where they belong. In my head.

There are certain forces at work that wish to deprive me of memories that are rightfully mine. These forces would wipe certain facts from my brain that are extremely important, not to mention valuable.

Who are these forces? They are magical fairies known as The People.

I know what you are thinking: this person, Artemis Fowl, has obviously lost his mind. Fairy people? He cannot honestly expect me to believe that nonsense. It is an understandable reaction. Two years ago I would have reacted exactly the same way. But a lot can change in two years.

I have seen dwarves use their cavernous mouths to dig tunnels. I have witnessed the healing power of elves and touched the flank of a noble centaur. These creatures exist. Take my word for it.

But as powerful as these creatures are, they fear one thing: humans. We are the only creatures with the power to overthrow their underground society. Our numbers could subdue even magic. So the People have decided that it is too dangerous to have a human boy with fairy knowledge in his head. Soon they will mindwipe me and this extraordinary information will disappear.

There is one way to stop this happening. I have entrusted a computer disk to a reprobate dwarf by the name of Mulch Diggums. The disk contains all my knowledge of the fairy folk. Of course, the mind wipe will cause me to forget all about the dwarf and the disk. Diggums should bring the disk to me, but common criminals are not to be trusted. I ask you to get a message to me.

The message is simple. Six words only. "Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums".

Wherever you see one of the faithful clutching this book, repeat these words. The message will spread like a virus across the world, eventually reaching my ears. I will act upon it, putting all my resources into locating the mysterious Mister Diggums.

Once I find him, the disk will reactivate all my memories and the knowledge will be mine again. Do this for me and when I rule the world you shall be rewarded. Remember: "Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums."

Your new friend, Artemis Fowl the Second.
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(Original post by Lance_Digger)
Sorry to burst YOUR bubble, Kittygomoo, but i've just been to the site that fully deciphered the third book. It is a full message from artemis, so dont be so mundane, ok?
Anyway, does anyone know the 4th books release date?
-J
What site did u find it on?
plz tell me
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(Original post by Rinok12)
What site did u find it on?
plz tell me
PLZ stop posting this nutty message from artemis, ok ppl? this must be, wat, the 4th time some1's done it, and frankly, it gets annoying and takes up alot of space.
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BTW: By the way. yet another piece of evidence that u r new to the whole chatting online scene. honestly.
i host my own sporting site with threads and forums. so dont tell me nothing, btw, ur prob like 10 yrs older them me
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Hello! If you love Artemis Fowl as I do, then you will love coming onto this thread and posting any new info about the Artemis Fowl movie which they are supposed to be filming. Remember, keep this on the subject of the Artemis Fowl movie only please. Discussion about the 4th book is great too.
Why are they keeping everything on the movie so secret
its getting realy anoi,ing ARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PLZ stop posting this nutty message from artemis, ok ppl? this must be, wat, the 4th time some1's done it, and frankly, it gets annoying and takes up alot of space.

I'm sorry o.k
i will post the translation from the first book!
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i host my own sporting site with threads and forums. so dont tell me nothing, btw, ur prob like 10 yrs older them me
who? me? i already told u, im 13. thats 2 years, not 10.
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Why are they keeping everything on the movie so secret
its getting realy anoi,ing ARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i kno!!! either that or they're procrastinating and they havent even started yet . and every1 has already posted all the translations, you REALLY dont need to. *hint hint nudge nudge*
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this place realy needs a chat room jeezz
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i kno!!! either that or they're procrastinating and they havent even started yet . and every1 has already posted all the translations, you REALLY dont need to. *hint hint nudge nudge*
They said that they started in 2002 and then they said they started in "
"2003
" Jeeze make up your mind Miramax"
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Hello! If you love Artemis Fowl as I do, then you will love coming onto this thread and posting any new info about the Artemis Fowl movie which they are supposed to be filming. Remember, keep this on the subject of the Artemis Fowl movie only please. Discussion about the 4th book is great too.
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i neva new it wass being made into a movie...and when did the fourth book come out? is it new coz im from australia and yeah...i have the first 3...not finished third yet ut o well...okay well thanx for the info
emzo
cya
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Here is the Artemis Fowl Translation of the 1st book

The prophecies of Ohm Phlegm Cleaner to Frond, Elfen King. I am Ohm Phlegm Pot Cleaner to the king. But I am much more than that for I see the future written in the phlegm. For centuries we pixies have read the phlegm but I am the best there has ever been. My visions are generally of little importance. I foretell outbreaks of troll pox or gas spasms among elderly dwarfs. But sometimes even a poor pot cleaner can see wondrous things. A vision came to me two moons ago when I was gazing deep into his majesties own phlegm pot. I was heating the pot over a flame when the sign appeared. This vision was more vivid and detailed than any I had previously seen. Because of its importance I decided to write it down for posterity. And so I can say I told you so. I saw an age when the people have been driven underground by the mud men. This is what the phlegm told me. In this time one shall come among us Fowl by name and foul by nature. A mud man unlike any other. He shall learn our secrets and use them against us. I see him now as plain as day. His face is pale he has dark eyes and raven hair. Yet it must be a mistake for he seems a mere youth. Surely no mud boy could outwit the people. But now I see that the boy is not alone. He is aided by a formidable warrior scarred from a thousand battles. This Fowl shall hold the people to ransom for their most precious possession. Gold. And in spite of all our magic there is a chance that he will prevail. For he has discovered how to escape the time field. Unfortunately how the story ends I cannot say. But there was more to see. There is another story to come. Someone will bring the people and mud men together. The worst of both races. These fairies goal is to grind all the creatures of the earth beneath his boot. And who is this traitor it is not clear. But he shall start a war unlike anything the people have ever seen. Those who were enemies shall be united against him. And for the first time there will be mud men below ground. I have one clue to his identity. A riddle. Goblins shall rise and Haven shall fall. A villainous elf is behind it all. To find the one who so disappoints look you to where the finger points. Instead of one face this elf has two. Both speak false and none speak true. While publicly he lends a helping hand his true aim is to seize command. I know. Its not very plain is it? I don’t understand either. But perhaps in the future all will become clear. Look for a power hungry elf who was a finger pointer at him during our tale. And so this is Ohm’s legacy. A warning that may save the world from total destruction. There’s not much to work with I know. The details are a but sketchy. My advice to you is to consult the phlegm. It may be that you are sensitive. I have buried this prophecy with my phlegm pot. If you are not fortunate enough to work as a pot cleaner then there is usually a supply of phlegm every time you have a cold. Here endeth the first prophecies of Ohm. But because of the importance of my visions I shall repeat the prophecies once more. If you have just begun to understand the text then read on. If you have worked out the entire message then Congratulations. Now go and save the world!
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o...m...g, ppl!! stop posting these freakin' translations!!! i mean it, every1 on this thread has already seen these stupid messages. :mad: i luv this new layout tho...
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i neva new it wass being made into a movie...and when did the fourth book come out? is it new coz im from australia and yeah...i have the first 3...not finished third yet ut o well...okay well thanx for the info
emzo
cya
your not a real Arty fan if you diddnt know that it was made in to a movie
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some one has got to start posting mor info on the artemis fowl movie or some thing im gettin boored
and post some stuff about the 4th book :confused: :cool:


man i love the new layout of the site
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(Original post by Rinok12)
some one has got to start posting mor info on the artemis fowl movie or some thing im gettin boored
and post some stuff about the 4th book :confused: :cool:


man i love the new layout of the site
go to artemis-fowl.blogspot.com for anything arty. its a great site. but there isnt exactly alot of info to post, sooo... why dont you find some other threads and/or forums to post on, if you're bored.
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BA,,,Bing

i Found new info on the releas
date of the movie
it is....




summer 2004
dam i cant wate :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
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i cant get on the Eoin colfer site from any computer i use wut is m f ing up
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