"Cummed" or "came"?

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Gottfried Leibniz
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Which is better?
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(Original post by Gottfried Leibniz)
Which is better?
as in ejaculation?

he cummed
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:lolwut:
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(Original post by .. Denning M.R.)
as in ejaculation?

he cummed
Well, yes. I can only imagine how "he cummed round my house" would go down at the dinner table.
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"I just cummed round to say hi."

Sounds okay to me.
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"Spermenated".
"Spermenation".
"Spermilise".
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Came.
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I use came, because it rolls off my tongue easier.

*Could make that more of an innuendo, but doesn't bother*
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LOL


it's came.
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not entirely on topic, but one of the best t-shirts i've ever seen:

" I CAME ON EILEEN "

solves the debate once and for all i think
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In, that context (of which I rarely use, I usually use in it present or future tense), "Came"
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Just say jizzed. Avoids any confusion.
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hhahahaahahhaha
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I jizzed all over that hoes face.
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Came.
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Isn't "expelled a wad of semen from my phallus" good enough for ya?
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(Original post by wazza07)
"Spermenated".
"Spermenation".
"Spermilise".
LOL. Love it! I must use those in the future! :p:
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I jizzed all over that hoes face.
Oh I bet you did
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It's 'came', and as a matter of fact it should be 'come' rather than '***'. OED:

5. [f. COME v.] Semen ejaculated at sexual climax, esp. spilt ejaculate. Also (rarely), fluid secreted by the vagina during sexual play. Cf. COME v. 17. slang.


1923 J. MANCHON Le Slang 90 Come, sperme. 1967 R. BRAUTIGAN Trout Fishing in Amer. 25 The walls, the floor and even the roof of the hut were coated with your sperm and her come. 1969 P. ROTH Portnoy's Complaint 183 Tell me! what did she do with your hot come! 1976 Miss London 23 Aug. 12/4 His attitude to sex is ambivalent. ‘Each night I had to clean the come off the back seat of the cab,’ he remarks in reasonable disgust.
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