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    (Original post by CrispyDuck)
    -Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.
    -Those clothes look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor
    -Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again
    -You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
    -The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
    - Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
    -How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?
    -Nice pants, can i test the zipper?
    -Can you drive? Well reverse onto this then
    -Do you go for casual sex or would you prefer me to dress up?
    -How’d you like to see your feet in my car’s mirrors?
    -Your eyes are a like wrenches; every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
    -Your search is over, here I am.

    Don't ask how i know all these :rolleyes: lol
    i never really have trouble talking to girlz or getting with them but do you mean to tell me people walk up to a girl they dont know and say this?! :confused:
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    "The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

    "The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck you on the floor."

    "My mates over there bet I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"

    "If beauty were measured in drops of milk, you would be one fat cow, baby."

    "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

    "You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case."

    "Do you wanna see something swell?"

    "Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"

    "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

    "Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"

    "I'm about to go touch myself in the bathroom and just wanted a name to go with the face."


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    I always diss girls when i wanna talk to em..

    "what? are you 4 foot without them heels?"

    etc etc

    Haven't been slapped yet.. :tsr:
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    im not elmo but you can tickle me any time you want to.

    is your name jaccobs cause your a real craker.

    cat, cat cat....will you please marry me (to which i say no, and then dumb guy says) well will you at least condiser letting me be you by morning.... (SAME LINE EVERY WEEK!)
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    (Original post by sqa7)
    I always diss girls when i wanna talk to em..

    "what? are you 4 foot without them heels?"

    etc etc

    Haven't been slapped yet.. :tsr:
    that wouldnt work for me.....being a giant and all....
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    (Original post by sqa7)
    I always diss girls when i wanna talk to em..

    "what? are you 4 foot without them heels?"

    etc etc

    Haven't been slapped yet.. :tsr:
    Girls Of UK.. Slap this boy!

    - *Pulls tag Out from clothes* "I knew it, Made in heaven"
    The weirdest One I ever heard was
    "Im a farmer, Fancy a milking?"
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    Girls Of UK.. Slap this boy!

    - *Pulls tag Out from clothes* "I knew it, Made in heaven"
    The weirdest One I ever heard was
    "Im a farmer, Fancy a milking?"
    weirdest one i've heard was probably "did you hear little guys taste better" (the dude was at least a foot shorter than me!)
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    (Original post by M-J)
    weirdest one i've heard was probably "did you hear little guys taste better" (the dude was at least a foot shorter than me!)
    Shocking.
    They really dont, From my experience.. And your back aches cos you got to stoop down. Its tough being Tall Eh.
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    Shocking.
    They really dont, From my experience.. And your back aches cos you got to stoop down. Its tough being Tall Eh.
    so tough
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    Shocking.
    They really dont, From my experience.. And your back aches cos you got to stoop down. Its tough being Tall Eh.
    Hmm, which taste are we talking about :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by ponjavic)
    Hmm, which taste are we talking about :rolleyes:
    Take your pick.
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    had a girl come up to me once and go "oh you have a stain on ur trousers" then she began rubbing my crotch. i went to her house and bedded her.
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    (Original post by ramroff)
    had a girl come up to me once and go "oh you have a stain on ur trousers" then she began rubbing my crotch. i went to her house and bedded her.
    wow......i hope you tucked her in
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    (Original post by M-J)
    wow......i hope you tucked her in
    And of course read her a bedtime story.
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    And of course read her a bedtime story.
    of course.... and made her some coco before tucking her in
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    heres 10p call your mum tell her your not coming home tonight


    If i follwed you home would you keep me
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    (Original post by M-J)
    of course.... and made her some coco before tucking her in
    And turned on her nightlight..
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    And turned on her nightlight..
    and checked under the bed for monsters
 
 
 
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