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    Oh what a charmer
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    Why use a pickup line that you obviously didn't come up with?
    Something like: "Nice shoes, want to ****?" usually works... :rolleyes:
    Lol, very true - but I really doubt that last one would work either.

    *still love my shoes though*
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    Umm looks like that one is quite common

    Anyway here are the 5 best chatup lines in the world:
    1. Hello
    2. Nice shoes, wanna ****?
    3. How you doing?
    4. Love your hair
    5. Can I buy you a beer?

    I'd like to try these out some day, just to see the reaction:

    I want to be the cow that grazes in your field
    I think I pulled my groin
    I **** twice today
    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
    I bet you $20 that you will reject me tonight
    I got two inches of hard **** for you
    My name is Ninja Slut and I'm an action porn star
    I've been waiting for a long time for someone like you to have sex with me
    Do you like girls or guys?
    Can I get you a juicy pussy?
    Can I buy you a spatula?
    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the cash?
    Are you one of the Baldwin Brothers?
    Are you William Shatner?
    Hi, I can pick my nose with my tongue
    Gimme your phone number now before I change my mind
    Hello, I'm Todd Van der Hayden
    You know, I m not a player, I'm actually looking for a real relationship

    and the best one has to be:
    Please, please, please can we have sex?
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    My name is Ninja Slut and I'm an action porn star
    Can I buy you a spatula?
    Those two would get me into bed any day of the week :smile:
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    Those two would get me into bed any day of the week :smile:
    I'm writing those two down. They might come in handy some day...
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    I'm writing those two down. They might come in handy some day...
    Although it could just be my thing for kitchen appliances.
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    Although it could just be my thing for kitchen appliances.
    would you like an apron and a feather-duster with that?
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    would you like an apron and a feather-duster with that?
    Now your pushing my buttons.
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    (Original post by Hanzing)
    Now your pushing my buttons.

    just to warn you - with people's minds being where they are these days, even that can be misinterpreted.
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    (Original post by Gwenyth!)
    just to warn you - with people's minds being where they are these days, even that can be misinterpreted.
    I think I can deal with it.
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    "nice legs, when do they open?"
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    The word of the day is 'legs'. Why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?

    Your place or mine?
    Both you go back to your place and i'll go to mine.
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    A guy thought he was getting checked out by a girl. He approaches her and says 'excuse me', the girl replies 'your excused'.
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    ^^ ahahaha

    HEAVY one

    His balls must have dropped
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    (Original post by Raziel)
    i never really have trouble talking to girlz or getting with them but do you mean to tell me people walk up to a girl they dont know and say this?! :confused:
    Woah someone needs an ego check! :eek:
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    ^^lol
 
 
 
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