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Drunken Injuries!
What's the worst injury that you've gained whils being absolutely hammered? I woke up this morning feeling like I've been hit by a car! My back is in severe spasm and I'm finding it hard to move! Yet strangely I have no recollection of how I did it...!
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When I was about 15, standing outside McDonalds, as was the fashion, some (drunk) kid jumped on me to give me a hug, and knocked me over in front of a car! Luckily it was going slowly so it stopped before it got to me, but I did bang my head quite hard. I wasn't too drunk though so it wasn't my fault. 
The other day someone dropped cigarette ash onto my hand at a club. Again, not my fault. Still hurt though!
The other day someone dropped cigarette ash onto my hand at a club. Again, not my fault. Still hurt though!Reply 4
technik
never drank alcohol, so never been hammered, so never been prone to such things.
You don't drink at all? Probably wise considering my current pain
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technik
i prefer my thoughts, health and wallet in tact.
Wise plan. My brother doesn't drink and he always seems to have excess amounts of money even though he's a student!
Reply 9
Don't get me wrong, I'm not an alcoholic!!
Reply 11
In Florence I trod on the base of a (rather wonkey) road sign which proceeded to move towards me quite rapidly and t*at me between the eyes. Bled quite hard and left a nice bruise and cut for a few days. I found it hilarious at the time. 
Reply 12
Smacked my head of the frame of a trampoline. It was fun. Yeah! Especially the stitches.
Rose64
When I was about 15, standing outside McDonalds, as was the fashion, some (drunk) kid jumped on me to give me a hug, and knocked me over in front of a car! Luckily it was going slowly so it stopped before it got to me, but I did bang my head quite hard. I wasn't too drunk though so it wasn't my fault. The other day someone dropped cigarette ash onto my hand at a club. Again, not my fault. Still hurt though!
The other day someone dropped cigarette ash onto my hand at a club. Again, not my fault. Still hurt though!I once rode a bike at top speed into a car on my street, flipped over three times in the air, and landed on the pavement.
Luckily, the car was parked. Otherwise, it might've been quite a bit worse.
Reply 15
I woke up after last years valentines party with a total 15 bruises from areas from my chest to my arms, both legs, i was feeling rather rough for a good few days after that, collapsing on the pavement and falling down the stairs of the club we were in probably helped give me all those battle scars, havent ever been that drunk since/
Reply 16
On my 21st birthday we went out on a big night clubbing, I wasn't used to it at the time so it was all a big novelty. I went to 5th Ave, I got drunk and get jumping while dancing, I mis judged it and fell flat onto the floor over a step. My knee hit the step.
I was amazed I wasn't chucked out, but that was in the days before the scallies inherited the place so it was never usualy that busy.
I was amazed I wasn't chucked out, but that was in the days before the scallies inherited the place so it was never usualy that busy.
Reply 17
Just spoken to my flatmate. Apparently I may have fallen out of the lift although no ones quite sure 
Reply 19
I once woke up with mud and bruises all down my leg 
Not sure what happened. I think I fell in a flowerbed or something like that.
The worst "injury" I had (not an injury as such) was when my friend was standing up next to me while I was sitting down... she was smoking, tripped, and ended up putting her cigarette out on my nose. That's right... MY NOSE. I had a blister on the side of my nose for days. It was so embarrassing
Not sure what happened. I think I fell in a flowerbed or something like that.The worst "injury" I had (not an injury as such) was when my friend was standing up next to me while I was sitting down... she was smoking, tripped, and ended up putting her cigarette out on my nose. That's right... MY NOSE. I had a blister on the side of my nose for days. It was so embarrassing
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