Why did the chicken cross the road?

Watch
This discussion is closed.
hotnanoo
Badges: 6
Rep:
?
#41
Report 17 years ago
#41
(Original post by elpaw)
inlighten you? set you on fire? do you mean enlighten?
ehm yes thats what i meant
0
DanMushMan
Badges: 7
Rep:
?
#42
Report 17 years ago
#42
(Original post by ZJuwelH)
That's what I mean; is it? Are we more sick-minded than most???
that's the only logical conclusion.
0
Juwel
Badges: 18
Rep:
?
#43
Report 17 years ago
#43
(Original post by DanMushMan)
that's the only logical conclusion.
Why have we men got such dirty minds?
We don't change them much!
0
DanMushMan
Badges: 7
Rep:
?
#44
Report 17 years ago
#44
(Original post by ZJuwelH)
Why have we men got such dirty minds?
We don't change them much!
its out of our control, its all hormonal. We might as well go along with it.
0
Bhaal85
Badges: 9
Rep:
?
#45
Report Thread starter 17 years ago
#45
(Original post by ZJuwelH)
Why have we men got such dirty minds?
We don't change them much!
Cause we are da players!!!!!!
0
Juwel
Badges: 18
Rep:
?
#46
Report 17 years ago
#46
(Original post by Bhaal85)
Cause we are da players!!!!!!
The P.I.M.Ps!
Or in Ali G's words, I is the Macdaddy and you is all mi hoes.
0
Bhaal85
Badges: 9
Rep:
?
#47
Report Thread starter 17 years ago
#47
(Original post by ZJuwelH)
The P.I.M.Ps!
Or in Ali G's words, I is the Macdaddy and you is all mi hoes.
*Plays 51 cent's P.I.M.P.S*
0
Juwel
Badges: 18
Rep:
?
#48
Report 17 years ago
#48
(Original post by Bhaal85)
*Plays 51 cent's P.I.M.P.S*
Word! Oh yeah 50 Cent refers to a Chick doesn't he?!
0
Niaya
Badges: 13
Rep:
?
#49
Report 17 years ago
#49
you all want to talk about the chicken what about the poor turkey this christmas
0
Chicken
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#50
Report 17 years ago
#50
(Original post by angel D)
you all want to talk about the chicken what about the poor turkey this christmas
Err why have you brought up this thread again?! This was from aaaagges ago!
0
Bhaal85
Badges: 9
Rep:
?
#51
Report Thread starter 17 years ago
#51
(Original post by Chicken)
Err why have you brought up this thread again?! This was from aaaagges ago!
Shall we countinue with the chicken jokes then? You love the attention, admit it.
0
Chicken
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#52
Report 17 years ago
#52
(Original post by Bhaal85)
Shall we countinue with the chicken jokes then? You love the attention, admit it.
Erm yeah 4 guys taking about eating me was really flattering! :rolleyes:
0
GH
Badges: 13
Rep:
?
#53
Report 17 years ago
#53
(Original post by Chicken)
Erm yeah 4 guys taking about eating me was really flattering! :rolleyes:
I'll eat you all night if you want
0
Chicken
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#54
Report 17 years ago
#54
(Original post by 2776)
I'll eat you all night if you want
As tempting as that offer is...no
0
GH
Badges: 13
Rep:
?
#55
Report 17 years ago
#55
(Original post by Chicken)
As tempting as that offer is...no
Fair enough. Your loss.
0
Chicken
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#56
Report 17 years ago
#56
(Original post by 2776)
Fair enough. Your loss.
Well if you're nice then maybe...

As long as it doesn't hurt me!!
0
GH
Badges: 13
Rep:
?
#57
Report 17 years ago
#57
(Original post by Chicken)
Well if you're nice then maybe...

As long as it doesn't hurt me!!
Well don't worry, I go gentle on you babes.


(you do know we are just messing about here don't you?)
0
Chicken
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#58
Report 17 years ago
#58
(Original post by 2776)
(you do know we are just messing about here don't you?)
Yes i'm not stupid!
0
LPK
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#59
Report 17 years ago
#59
(Original post by Bhaal85)
So as not to get eaten by Bhaal, Elpaw, Dan, and Juwel.
no its to avoid the chicken shag*ers
0
serendipity
Badges: 9
Rep:
?
#60
Report 17 years ago
#60
(Original post by Bhaal85)
So as not to get eaten by Bhaal, Elpaw, Dan, and Juwel.
Man: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

Man: Tell me, Mr Microsoft, why did the chicken cross the road?
Bill Gates: eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
0
X
new posts
Back
to top
Latest
My Feed

See more of what you like on
The Student Room

You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

Personalise

Do you feel comfortable going back to school on March 8th?

Yes (385)
32.11%
No (814)
67.89%

Watched Threads

View All