Why did the chicken cross the road?Watch
Man: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Man: Tell me, Mr Microsoft, why did the chicken cross the road?
Bill Gates: eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
*shrugs* oh well, i found it funny...
I can but turn up my nose in disdain...