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We need a substitute for masturbation, suggestions?

Good people of TSR, we need your help. Two of us, have decided to give up masturbation, and sex as well, for lent. The reason why is to challenge ourselves, and for the night of passion that will follow afterwards, should we survive. But, we've decided, we need a substitute, because we're both very sexual people. Something that doesn't take too long, and feels really good, that we can do when we get the urge to masturbate.

We thought of:
Biscuit making, but this was discounted because we'll end up really fat by the end of lent.
Massages - discounted because it'll just make us even more aroused, and we'll be unable to cope.

Suggestions, please, much appriciated.

Anon because the two of us do not wish to have everyone trying to tempt us. Thank you very much.

And if anyone wishes to join this challenge, then go for it, follow your dreams.

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Reply 1
How about get laid
Dadeyemi
How about get laid


yep but to be fair

"have decided to give up masturbation, and sex as well, for lent"
Reply 3
smoke weed
Thats just not helpful dadeyemi.
Reply 5
Slap each other in the face until it bleeds :biggrin:
Smoking?
Go to Church, or you already do this?
Reply 9
How about spending all your free time making a list of substitutes to substitute for it :smile:?
Nah not smoking
Reply 11
NDGAARONDI
Go to Church, or you already do this?


Not really quick and satisfying is it though?
deazle

You should get some sort of award; your responses are always the best! :cool:
Tie your hands behind your backs.
castrate yourself, good enough solution?
Boxing. By a punch bag and take out your energy thereon.

Or, every time you're tempted, do press-ups. You'll be too tired to care.
Reply 16
judyrosati
castrate yourself, good enough solution?


Not really, we're doing this so it feels incredible in the end, not so we lose all our desire forever.
shamrock92
Boxing. By a punch bag and take out your energy thereon.

Or, every time you're tempted, do press-ups. You'll be too tired to care.

oooh that could be fun..
Reply 18
Anonymous
Not really quick and satisfying is it though?


How about masturbating in church then?

Or asking the priest to do it in church?
errrrr bit of light spanking?