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It's quite clever actually, it's a play on the thread's title "this JOKE will make you laugh"
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My own farts have sounded funnier.
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this joke will make you laugh
Really? When?
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(Original post by Iluvatar)
I read through, and i'm having trouble seeing which part of that is supposed to be funny.
Why, of course, the fact that one is reading it.
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(Original post by Iluvatar)
I read through, and i'm having trouble seeing which part of that is supposed to be funny.
hahahahahaha now that was funny :pcguru: (NOT)
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Can't believe I wasted my time reading that
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I saw this somewhere and found it a bit funny, i'm not offending anyone!!

An Essex girl goes to the council to claim child benefit.

"How many kids?" asks the council worker

"10" says Essex girl

"10"replies the council worker.."what are their names?"

"Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,R yan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan

"Blimey...doesn`t that get a little bit confusing?"

"Naahh" says Essex girl"It`s great see cos if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout Ryyyaaannn!!!,ya dinners ready or Ryyyaaannn
get to bed now....and they all do it."

"Well what if you wanna speak to them individually?"says the puzzled council worker..

"Aahh thats easy luv"says Essex girl....

"I just use their surnames...!"
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(Original post by Profesh)
Why, of course, the fact that one is reading it.
is it then if no one is reading it is because they dont want to now you can stop being rude and go away :battle:
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I saw this somewhere and found it a bit funny, i'm not offending anyone!!

An Essex girl goes to the council to claim child benefit.
"How many kids?" asks the council worker

"10" says Essex girl

"10"replies the council worker.."what are their names?"

"Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,R yan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan

"Blimey...doesn`t that get a little bit confusing?"

"Naahh" says Essex girl"It`s great see cos if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout Ryyyaaannn!!!,ya dinners ready or Ryyyaaannn
get to bed now....and they all do it."

"Well what if you wanna speak to them individually?"says the puzzled council worker..

"Aahh thats easy luv"says Essex girl....

"I just use their surnames...!"
hehehe thats quiet funny
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about as funny as death
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(Original post by chats)
I saw this somewhere and found it a bit funny, i'm not offending anyone!!

An Essex girl goes to the council to claim child benefit.

"How many kids?" asks the council worker

"10" says Essex girl

"10"replies the council worker.."what are their names?"

"Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,R yan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan

"Blimey...doesn`t that get a little bit confusing?"

"Naahh" says Essex girl"It`s great see cos if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout Ryyyaaannn!!!,ya dinners ready or Ryyyaaannn
get to bed now....and they all do it."

"Well what if you wanna speak to them individually?"says the puzzled council worker..

"Aahh thats easy luv"says Essex girl....

"I just use their surnames...!"
heard it before but still funny
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(Original post by chats)
I saw this somewhere and found it a bit funny, i'm not offending anyone!!

An Essex girl goes to the council to claim child benefit.

"How many kids?" asks the council worker

"10" says Essex girl

"10"replies the council worker.."what are their names?"

"Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan,R yan,Ryan,Ryan,Ryan

"Blimey...doesn`t that get a little bit confusing?"

"Naahh" says Essex girl"It`s great see cos if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout Ryyyaaannn!!!,ya dinners ready or Ryyyaaannn
get to bed now....and they all do it."

"Well what if you wanna speak to them individually?"says the puzzled council worker..

"Aahh thats easy luv"says Essex girl....

"I just use their surnames...!"
Indeed. Perhaps, 'dream on', you might be mindful of this paragon of anecdotal humour before posting your next "joke".

And neg' rep' me all you like lad; it doesn't change anything. Not that, with twenty-two posts, it could really change anything, anyway :rolleyes:
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Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of **** then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks
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Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of **** then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks
:congrats: :congrats: :congrats:
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(Original post by goldenbarnes)
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of **** then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks
This one makes "the list".
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(Original post by dream_on)
this joke will make you laugh
What - oh er Hahahaha?
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I think everyone should stop being so nasty to Dream on. Yeah, so ok, the joke wasn't to everyone's taste, but some of you lot said quite hurtful things back there
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(Original post by goldenbarnes)
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

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Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of **** then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks
Awesome topical joke

As for the first... no comment.
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(Original post by Linlou21uk)
I think everyone should stop being so nasty to Dream on. Yeah, so ok, the joke wasn't to everyone's taste, but some of you lot said quite hurtful things back there
thx laura but i just ignore then because most of them aint got a heart they just come online to piss people of.
but thx any way :shakehand :wink:
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From 'awesome topical joke' to stupid old classic:

Two monkeys are taking a bath. The second one gets in and says 'oo aa ee aaah ahah oo aa ahhh' and the first one says 'put some more f****** cold water in then'
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