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Reply 980
Da Bachtopus
No, join with the hair growing on your chin, not the skin.
Oh. I think it naturally spreads out sideways if you leave it long another. At least it looks like it does on Tolstoy's .
I have always wondered about the possibility of using wallpaper paste to craft the chin-beard into a spike, then to do the same with the hair on top, giving the whole head an impaled appearance. I want to see that style on someone.
That sounds intriguing. I really want to dye mine a stupid colour but I have a series of weddings coming up and the groom has even explicitly banned me from doing it yet.
Reply 981
codflaps
That sounds intriguing. I really want to dye mine a stupid colour but I have a series of weddings coming up and the groom has even explicitly banned me from doing it yet.
Reply 982
Reply 983
musicbloke
My contribution to beardwars:
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MB
Good work, comrade.
Reply 984
musicbloke
My contribution to beardwars:
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Your lips look like they could renounce some sort of utterly devestating wisdom. Will you be there at the apocalypse?
Reply 985
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{wanders in to whine about trying to come up with a research proposal at half seven in the morning on a bus}
{notices beard talk}
{wanders out}
Though, in academic news, I met one of the original members of the theatre company I'm obsessed with yesterday through my outside placement. (and brother in law of the dude I'm always going on about). Unfortch I was in a position I ad to be all professional and proper and couldn't gush about "I'm applying to write a phd about you!!!". Still very exciting though and hopefully I'll get another change to talk to him before I finish.
{notices beard talk}
{wanders out}
Though, in academic news, I met one of the original members of the theatre company I'm obsessed with yesterday through my outside placement. (and brother in law of the dude I'm always going on about). Unfortch I was in a position I ad to be all professional and proper and couldn't gush about "I'm applying to write a phd about you!!!". Still very exciting though and hopefully I'll get another change to talk to him before I finish.
Reply 986
codflaps
Your lips look like they could renounce some sort of utterly devestating wisdom. Will you be there at the apocalypse?
I will personally be cutting the fingers off the norns with a pair of rusty garden shears.
MB
Reply 987
codflaps
That sounds intriguing. I really want to dye mine a stupid colour but I have a series of weddings coming up and the groom has even explicitly banned me from doing it yet.
That sounds intriguing. I really want to dye mine a stupid colour but I have a series of weddings coming up and the groom has even explicitly banned me from doing it yet.
I can help you with that post wedding. I have a bag full of no-longer used neon hair dyes, if you want me to hook you up with some interesting colours. What tickles your fancy? Blue? Green? Pink?Reply 988
IlexAquifolium I can help you with that post wedding. I have a bag full of no-longer used neon hair dyes, if you want me to hook you up with some interesting colours. What tickles your fancy? Blue? Green? Pink?
I can help you with that post wedding. I have a bag full of no-longer used neon hair dyes, if you want me to hook you up with some interesting colours. What tickles your fancy? Blue? Green? Pink?Woah, im going to grow a beard just so i can dye it blue
Work might not like it, but i'll skip over that
Reply 989
IlexAquifolium
I can help you with that post wedding. I have a bag full of no-longer used neon hair dyes, if you want me to hook you up with some interesting colours. What tickles your fancy? Blue? Green? Pink?
Well, I thought of blue but I'm pretty sure Billy Connolly did that at some point and I don't want to be seen to be trying to be a Billy. I like the idea of green though, I'd be happy to be hooked up with that!
Musicbloke
I will personally be cutting the fingers off the norns with a pair of rusty garden shears.
Crikey.
Reply 990
Ah, I missed you coddo. At the moment I have nothing more than a layering of fluff on my chin.
Reply 991
I have such a non beard face 
Reply 992
Jangrafess
Ah, I missed you coddo. At the moment I have nothing more than a layering of fluff on my chin.
I missed the Jangra too, you absolute slaghound. Send me more nipples.
Reply 993
codflaps
I missed the Jangra too, you absolute slaghound. Send me more nipples.
No, no more nipples for you. I fear that they have been distracting you from TSR these past few weeks.
Reply 994
Fine. I get it. You want me to earn them. You get kicks out of making me labour for it, like some sort of slutdonkey. I've got your number.
(My new favourite game is to come up with fresh insults by combining traditional gibes with a type of animal, eg. slutdonkey, slaghound etc.).
(My new favourite game is to come up with fresh insults by combining traditional gibes with a type of animal, eg. slutdonkey, slaghound etc.).
Reply 995
codflaps
Well, I thought of blue but I'm pretty sure Billy Connolly did that at some point and I don't want to be seen to be trying to be a Billy. I like the idea of green though, I'd be happy to be hooked up with that!
He was purple, I think. But yes, you'll need to buy some bleach (Jerome Russell stuff from a chemist), whack it on for a bit, and then dye it marvellous colours. Let me know if you do decide to do it and I shall post you whatever I can find.
Gratuitous beard action:
Reply 996
IlexAquifolium
He was purple, I think. But yes, you'll need to buy some bleach (Jerome Russell stuff from a chemist), whack it on for a bit, and then dye it marvellous colours. Let me know if you do decide to do it and I shall post you whatever I can find.
Gratuitous beard action:
Gratuitous beard action:
I will definately consult you about this because I was discussing it with people yesterday and I have no idea how to do it. I didn't know you have to bleach it first! Complicated. I shall PM you after the dreaded wedding is over.
I'd feel guilty if you posted stuff though, so I'd have to find something that I had spare that you would want. Hmmm. Do you need any shaving foam? Or an unused dressing gown which only fits giants?
Reply 997
codflaps
Fine. I get it. You want me to earn them. You get kicks out of making me labour for it, like some sort of slutdonkey. I've got your number.
(My new favourite game is to come up with fresh insults by combining traditional gibes with a type of animal, eg. slutdonkey, slaghound etc.).
(My new favourite game is to come up with fresh insults by combining traditional gibes with a type of animal, eg. slutdonkey, slaghound etc.).
That's precisely my game. You have to earn your dirty internet male chest porn. Do it well and I'll even draw smiley faces on the nipples. You'd like that wouldn't you, you filthy kangacripple.
Reply 998
Jangrafess
That's precisely my game. You have to earn your dirty internet male chest porn. Do it well and I'll even draw smiley faces on the nipples. You'd like that wouldn't you, you filthy kangacripple.
Shove it, batbitch.
Reply 999
codflaps
I'd feel guilty if you posted stuff though, so I'd have to find something that I had spare that you would want. Hmmm. Do you need any shaving foam? Or an unused dressing gown which only fits giants?
I'd feel guilty if you posted stuff though, so I'd have to find something that I had spare that you would want. Hmmm. Do you need any shaving foam? Or an unused dressing gown which only fits giants?
That's OK. I can't have green hair anymore so it would make me cheerful to be able to sponsor someone else's subversion instead.
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