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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    It's a pussy :mad: Rodents aren't my taste :p:
    :eek:

    What do you get up to when your boyfriend's away? :p:
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    (Original post by pikaboo)
    :eek:

    What do you get up to when your boyfriend's away? :p:
    :p: I make smutty innuendoes and pine for him
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    :p: I make smutty innuendoes and pine for him
    Hmmm, pretty much what I do. :eek:
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    :p: I make smutty innuendoes and pine for him
    I can relate.
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    Hmmm, pretty much what I do. :eek:
    We can pine together!

    *pines * *pines *
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    We can pine together!

    *pines * *pines *
    *cradles her nightie*
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    (Original post by pikaboo)
    I can relate.
    Let's also pine together!

    *pines * *pines *
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    *cradles her nightie*
    *wears his jumper*
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    Ummm...

    *cuddles his soft toys*

    Maw!
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    i heard that the average male has 11 erections a day :rolleyes: random, irrelevant fact 4 u
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    (Original post by caffecooki)
    i heard that the average male has 11 erections a day :rolleyes:


    The average 14yr old male, maybe
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    Hmm, during term time when I'm in Oxford, I never masturbate. When at home in London and well bored I might occassionally. But during this term I haven't masturbated, so I put down as never. Who knows, I may never do it again...

    I used to a lot in 4th/5th/6th form; but not so anymore. Just cos it's not that great tbh.

    (Yay! My first post!)
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    :hello:

    what a great first post lol
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    (Original post by puppy)
    well...
    Well, i'm not going to lie to yer....... goodbye..
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    (Original post by LennonMcCartney)

    I used to a lot in 4th/5th/6th form; but not so anymore. Just cos it's not that great tbh.

    (Yay! My first post!)
    U mean as in years 4,5,6???? :eek: thats a little young.

    "its not that great"?

    Well sir! maybe u weren't oing it rite!!! and if u cant do that, well :eek: what can u do with the ladies???
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    err no i meant years 9/10/11/12/13.

    doing it right? theres not much variety to it is there...? :confused:
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    (Original post by Tenacious_DRE)
    if u cant do that, well :eek: what can u do with the ladies???

    I would seriously hope that no man tries to pleasure a lady in the same way he'd pleasure himself :eek:
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    (Original post by magiccarpet)
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    Haha, that guy looks like he's enjoying himself...

    as for the poll... "too often to be healthy" is my answer.
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