awww hey FIL what's wrong?
Your name is really hot. If you were a girl I'd want to sleep with you.
Wish I could say the same.
Is it just the old granny smith or does peach tree sound good also
peach tree is ok. Orange or pear tree are not. Apple tree is a definite.
How about Sex tree.
I would think anything with the word "sex" with it is very appealing. Apart from animal sex, unless you are into that sort of thing.
Fil, I just realised your avatar is of a woman on top of a man, practicing the so called "69" manuovre.
All this time I just thought it was one person, sitting down with his/her chest pressed into their knees.