(Original post by mockelinho)
Your name is now.
Mr Moccacino as in the coffee that gave Finch the runs in American Pie.
And a joke... you know what I kinda running out of decent ones.
But, here we go.
There's an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman, and they're all signing up for SAS.
so they go up to the big wigs ready for initiation, when they are each given a challenge to test their will.
The bloke says.
"In that room there, *poining* there's ya wife and kids." he pulls a gun out (which is actually not loaded but he doesn't tell them that) "You've got to take this gun and you've got to kill them to show us you're willing."
So the Englishman steps up, he walks into the room looks at the gun, then looks at his family, and he bottles it. He just can't do it. So that's it, he's out.
The Scotsman goes in, he aims the gun at his wifes head, but he just can't pull the trigger. So he's out.
Next the Irishman goes out, and the SAS big wigs are stood for quite sometime outside. Suddenly though they hear a click, and suddenly a load of screaming and thrashing about eminates from the room.
Then suddenly the Irishman walks out, and says
"There were no bullets in the gun, so I strangled 'em"