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    evry forum in the world has had this topic, and probably so has this one... but it still hasnt been resolved. who is the ultimate ass-whomper???
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    well, who is the ultimate ass-whomper?
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    (Original post by two_headed_monk)
    well, who is the ultimate ass-whomper?
    In what context? Do you mean like graham norton or something
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    ooookayyyy, if mike tyson was after you, who (fictional/real) would you run to for help.....
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    (Original post by two_headed_monk)
    ooookayyyy, if mike tyson was after you, who (fictional/real) would you run to for help.....
    Tyson isn't that strong. I'd probably try to fight him.
    But i get the point. Probably... hmm, thats actually a hard one.
    Maybe a Balrog from LOTR. Or the american military
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    hah! the american military would wipe themselves out if they only had a target the size of one person!
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    (Original post by two_headed_monk)
    hah! the american military would wipe themselves out if they only had a target the size of one person!
    Well i'd tell them to fire at anyone except Tyson then. Guaranteed accuracy
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    but would you know how to tell them, i didnt know you could speak ideot! how do you do it?
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    (Original post by two_headed_monk)
    but would you know how to tell them, i didnt know you could speak ideot! how do you do it?
    Firstly, you spell idiot with an e
    But seriously, just keep to one syllable words, and make sure there are plenty of large pictures to go with it.

    alien is the bomb!!!!!!!
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Firstly, you spell idiot with an e
    But seriously, just keep to one syllable words, and make sure there are plenty of large pictures to go with it.
    LOL!!

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    LOL!!
    lol
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    (Original post by two_headed_monk)
    evry forum in the world has had this topic, and probably so has this one... but it still hasnt been resolved. who is the ultimate ass-whomper???


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    Predator, super fast, super strong, and stealthy, laser cannon that will put a hole through your body, a spear gun to decapitate. and a net firing thingy that traps the prey.

    Alien<-Stupid and pathetic.
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)
    Tyson isn't that strong. I'd probably try to fight him.
    But i get the point. Probably... hmm, thats actually a hard one.
    Maybe a Balrog from LOTR. Or the american military
    Mike Tyson is probably one of the strongest men on earth in terms of out and out power. He is only 5"10 but could probably kill someone with a single punch - especially if the person was a pencil neck or something.

    A full Tyson punch is the equivalent of a 16kg sledgehammer being swung at 35mph. That is no lie (BBC and various other sources have backed it up)

    Tyson is probably the most powerful HW boxer ever in terms of power. Look at some of his fights - they end very quickly.
    Granted he lost to Lewis but look at the first round when he merely jabbed Lewis - Lewis went back into the ropes!

    Oh yeah back on topic. Predator whoops ass
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    (Original post by CasperUK)
    Mike Tyson is probably one of the strongest men on earth in terms of out and out power. He is only 5"10 but could probably kill someone with a single punch - especially if the person was a pencil neck or something.

    A full Tyson punch is the equivalent of a 16kg sledgehammer being swung at 35mph. That is no lie (BBC and various other sources have backed it up)

    Tyson is probably the most powerful HW boxer ever in terms of power. Look at some of his fights - they end very quickly.
    Granted he lost to Lewis but look at the first round when he merely jabbed Lewis - Lewis went back into the ropes!

    Oh yeah back on topic. Predator whoops ass
    Most people could kill someone with a single punch if they knew where to strike, so your claim is not so impressive in fact.
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    anyone whos played the game or read any of the comics will know that the aliens strength lay in numbers. Even the queen couldnt hold up to the predator.
    In fact, in order to prove honour/strength predators are meant to go up against the queen armed with only the wolverine style hand blades. (and perhaps a spear gun)
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    Ok then. Tyson is more likely to kill you with a punch no matter where he hits you.
    Most people wouldnt know where to hit someone to kill them. Dont say the temples because that is totally wrong. Hitting someone on the chin straight on only stuns a person. A HW boxer hitting you on the chin would probably knock someone out.
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    (Original post by foolfarian)
    anyone whos played the game or read any of the comics will know that the aliens strength lay in numbers. Even the queen couldnt hold up to the predator.
    In fact, in order to prove honour/strength predators are meant to go up against the queen armed with only the wolverine style hand blades. (and perhaps a spear gun)
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    Righto then. So what your saying is that the predator would beat an alien right? Bugger off. The alien is too quick, doesn't mind bleeding acid on enemies and has the nasty habit of not killing things. Just planting eggs inside them so that the babies do the killing. Kind of like popping your cherry, except popping some sucker.
 
 
 
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