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    Women are stupid and I don’t respect them,
    That’s right, I just have sex with them.

    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Genitalia!

    You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
    I’d rather see your titties.
    Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
    I’d much rather see your titties.

    I can’t have sex with your personality,
    and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
    and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
    so why you sharing all this information with me?

    It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
    That’s right b*tch, now take off your thong…

    And show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!

    Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
    Wondering why you’re not naked.
    Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
    Still wondering why you’re not naked.

    I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
    No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
    Something something in the month of May,
    *****es love my penis cause it’s really big.

    Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
    so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
    Women are only good for three things,
    cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!

    I can give good sex to you…
    cause I’m really good at sex.
    I can give good sex to you…
    cause I’m really good at sex.

    Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

    I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
    with a lot of girls.
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    (Original post by burningnun)
    Women are stupid and I don’t respect them,
    That’s right, I just have sex with them.

    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Genitalia!

    You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
    I’d rather see your titties.
    Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
    I’d much rather see your titties.

    I can’t have sex with your personality,
    and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
    and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
    so why you sharing all this information with me?

    It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
    That’s right b*tch, now take off your thong…

    And show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!

    Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
    Wondering why you’re not naked.
    Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
    Still wondering why you’re not naked.

    I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
    No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
    Something something in the month of May,
    *****es love my penis cause it’s really big.

    Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
    so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
    Women are only good for three things,
    cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!
    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Your genitalia!

    I can give good sex to you…
    cause I’m really good at sex.
    I can give good sex to you…
    cause I’m really good at sex.

    Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

    I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
    with a lot of girls.
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    lmao
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    lmao!!
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    (Original post by jaydoh)
    Shut up
    feck off gaydoh :yeah:
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    :rofl:
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    Minimo, I feel your minimal contact with the opposite sex may have altered your reality...
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    (Original post by AndyHood66)
    Minimo, I feel your minimal contact with the opposite sex may have altered your reality...
    explain this madness
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    (Original post by jaydoh)
    Shut up
    Play my rusty trombone.
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    Looool!
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    George, u mad? that I can get ginsters pies for 1/2price @ 82p at the local corner store.
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    Yes mad although I have loads of food but I just CBA to cook it. And I swear ZMA makes my sleep worse.

    However this thread is about Veni_vidi and how jaydoh should give me a hand job at the same time as ass-to-mouth so that it looks like he's playing a rusty trombone (rusty because the mouthpiece is brown, lolol).
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    Eurovision tbh.
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    lool?:stomp:
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    :rofl: :ninja:
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    (Original post by Juwel)
    Eurovision tbh.
    I'd watch Eurovision if Jon Lajoei went on. Being Canadian didn't stop Celine Dion.
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