what a brilliant thread... i have to say i prob wouldnt due to all the cctv cameras. also, god knows what zero gravity does to your sex drive.
Hmmm, there was recently a study to see if anyone has had sex in space, but I dont think they included masturbation in that study.
You're correct. The sperm will be everywhere unless it's done tactically.
Maybe they just have anal sex with each other to reduce the mess. Maybe they have little 'masturbation bags' to keep their semen all stored up and tight. Maybe they go into the airlock, have a ****, then run back inside, release the airlock and let all that gooey mess out into space. Where it splats all over the window!
This is fun. Astronauts must be so cool. ******* in space must be the height of sexual enjoyment. It's like the hundred-mile high club.
And space does do weird things to the mind.