Masturbating Astronauts Watch

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Well I thought about this and did a quick search which yielded no results. Some astronauts stay in space for months and surely they would have quite a bit of pent up sexual desires, yet are they allowed to have a ****? I cant imagine not being able to:confused: . Due to the cameras on the space ships, do you reckon that there is a designated "masturbation area"? Finally there is the problem of clearing up. If you use the good ol' tissue but you miss some jizz, then it might just float away and you may never find it again. Can anyone shed any light on this conundrum?
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what a brilliant thread... i have to say i prob wouldnt due to all the cctv cameras. also, god knows what zero gravity does to your sex drive.
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*Posting in epic thread*
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(Original post by The_Gene_Genie)
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Your sig takes up my whole screen. :eyeball:
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Your sig takes up my whole screen. :eyeball:
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Without. With I have to scroll :p:

My screen is 900px high btw with about 650px of viewing space after the dock and toolbars.
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Without. With I have to scroll :p:

My screen is 900px high btw with about 650px of viewing space after the dock and toolbars.
Oh, I'm sorry............. :o:
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Hmmm, there was recently a study to see if anyone has had sex in space, but I dont think they included masturbation in that study.
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Hmmm, there was recently a study to see if anyone has had sex in space
Can you remember if anyone had had sex?
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Wouldn't everything just fly up?:p:
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Wouldn't everything just fly up?:p:
Well GCSE physics tells me that it will float in the direction of the force applied; which in this case is away from the penis. Correct me if im wrong :p:
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You're correct. The sperm will be everywhere unless it's done tactically.
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Maybe they just have anal sex with each other to reduce the mess. Maybe they have little 'masturbation bags' to keep their semen all stored up and tight. Maybe they go into the airlock, have a ****, then run back inside, release the airlock and let all that gooey mess out into space. Where it splats all over the window!

This is fun. Astronauts must be so cool. ******* in space must be the height of sexual enjoyment. It's like the hundred-mile high club.
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First they must be homosexuals in order to do that. :lolwtu:
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We're all a bit homo.
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And space does do weird things to the mind.
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condoms?........
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Its one of those things that doesn't occur to you isn't it? Maybe zero gravity dampens their desire, I don't know.
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