(Original post by cwarranto)
Hell no. You've just been put in charge of moral boosting. Carry on.
An army private, a royal marine and an RAF pilot are each driving around the Kuwaiti dessert in the middle of the night trying to find the main road to Kuwait City. Suddently, the three cars crash at a T junction, sending the wrecked cars flying off in all directions.
They all climb out of there wrecked vihicles and look at each other in disbelief. The private turns to the others and says 'I think that God has allowed us to survive so that we can become best friends.'
The other two nod their agreement and the pilot syas 'lets put our rivarly behind us'
The RAF Pilot walks over to his wrecked car, pulls out a bottle of whisky and shows it to the other two. 'Look what god has also allowed to survive', he says, 'I think that it is a sign that we should drink to our new friendship.'
The private takes the bottle off the pilot and say 'to us'. After he swigs about a third of the bottle he passes it to the marine who also starts to drink it. After the marine has drank a third of the whisky he passes it to the marine.
The pilot looks at the other two but doesnt drink any of it. Instead he screws the cap back on, and says 'I think ill wait until after the military police arrive.'