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speakin o which, do they gin you in the mess? if so i don't reckon i can join, my gag reflex has already been fine tuned to the smell of bombay sapphire!
just wait until you have to do yards, or engine blocks :puke:
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just wait until you have to do yards, or engine blocks :puke:
whats an engine block? i tried to do a yard once, it was disgusting and i spilt half of it on the floor... so i got ginned for it
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engine block? a Mix of Oil and antifreeze with a hint of optimax?
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speakin o which, do they gin you in the mess? if so i don't reckon i can join, my gag reflex has already been fine tuned to the smell of bombay sapphire!

How would I know, I'm not legally old enough to drink!!
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whats an engine block? i tried to do a yard once, it was disgusting and i spilt half of it on the floor... so i got ginned for it
take an engine, put a dirty filthy disgusting bag in it and fill it up with anything you like, usually baileys with guinness.
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always thought they expected more from an officer, going beyond duty to do extra stuff after work hours, but if thats not the case i'll gladly forget all my forced upon me at school dancing stuff

I always thought they were a bit like doctors in that respect;work hard and play hard. It's probably safe to assume there won't be too much school type dancing, so I wouldn't worry too much about forgetting it!! :p:
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(Original post by Nikki J S)
How would I know, I'm not legally old enough to drink!!
homework for nikki j s: pour 8 shots of gin into a glass, hold your nose and down it. repeat every time you do something particularly good, particularly bad, its your birthday, you wear odd socks etc
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homework for nikki j s: pour 8 shots of gin into a glass, hold your nose and down it. repeat every time you do something particularly good, particularly bad, its your birthday, you wear odd socks etc

I really do need to do some serious studying!!
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I really do need to do some serious studying!!
try it the night before your exams!
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homework for nikki j s: pour 8 shots of gin into a glass, hold your nose and down it. repeat every time you do something particularly good, particularly bad, its your birthday, you wear odd socks etc
I've only had to do that once thank god. I can happily take 3 shots at once. but the amount of gin they give you...... :puke: I don't recall anyone measuring it though, it was more of a free pour.
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I've only had to do that once thank god. I can happily take 3 shots at once. but the amount of gin they give you...... :puke: I don't recall anyone measuring it though, it was more of a free pour.
the lads, poor things get 10!!!
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try it the night before your exams!
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to eliminate the competition for MO sponsorships. :eek:
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the lads, poor things get 10!!!

Yeah, poor things!! And guess where they're likely to end up, and who'll be called out to deal with them?? :rolleyes:
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If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to eliminate the competition for MO sponsorships. :eek:
damn, you've revealed my secret plot, well, i guess i'd better fess up that i've also been down to cranwell every week since january putting laxatives in the applicants food! :wink: (that was a joke, i promise)
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damn, you've revealed my secret plot, well, i guess i'd better fess up that i've also been down to cranwell every week since january putting laxatives in the applicants food! :wink: (that was a joke, i promise)

Did it work? You must have missed a few days early Feb then, or I didn't eat any of the food you put it in (actually, I probably didn't eat much at all when I was there!! :puke: )
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take an engine, put a dirty filthy disgusting bag in it and fill it up with anything you like, usually baileys with guinness.
sorry, i'm a bit slow, an ACTUAL engine???? i dunno where we'd get one of them from, some of the students nick the hospital wheelchairs and strap naked drunkards to them and once i heard some prhos took some cannulas and cannulated a poor fresher to make blody marys, but an engine!?
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sorry, i'm a bit slow, an ACTUAL engine???? i dunno where we'd get one of them from, some of the students nick the hospital wheelchairs and strap naked drunkards to them and once i heard some prhos took some cannulas and cannulated a poor fresher to make blody marys, but an engine!?
yes, an engine. Or part of one at least. There are a surprisingly a lot of them in a hanger.

Can we delete the posts in the FAQ thread? I just have some more things to post, we can all chat in there after?
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(Original post by medic_bex)
and once i heard some prhos took some cannulas and cannulated a poor fresher to make blody marys, but an engine!?

Never mind the bloody engine (no pun intended, honestly :p: );that is gross!! :eek:
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always thought they expected more from an officer, going beyond duty to do extra stuff after work hours, but if thats not the case i'll gladly forget all my forced upon me at school dancing stuff
No, you forget away. Although actually, if you remember, you'll be the boy at Xmas Draws and the suchlike.......
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Maybe Wzz is suggesting its a drinkathon instead
Damn right.
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