Nightclub tips - (for guys who want to pull) - Tried and tested.

So, is getting laid the primary objective to going to nightclubs now?

In my experience, any girl willing to have sex in a club is likely to give you something less desirable and longer lasting than head.

PLEASE DON'T COMMENT IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ANY OF THIS ON ANY LEVEL. I JUST DON'T CARE. THIS IS FOR SINGLE GUYS WHO WANT A BIT OF FUN AT THE END OF A NIGHT CLUBBING, IS THIS ISN'T YOU THEN GO SPEND YOUR TIME DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.

1. Get to the point where you can make out with her...the more 'dominant' you are the better, the very best is when you take her hand and start dancing w/o any words, then lead her away and push her up against a wall and kiss her or something similar. The hornier you can get her the better, tease her, kiss and pull away, bite her neck etc. A less ballsy way is the standard, start chatting > touch a little > kiss. Whatever.

Hey all.

I posted this as a response to another thread and thought it deserved its own...because I'm sure its something a lot of guys would like to be able to do. If you have any moral oppoisition to this or anything, then take a hike, I don't care, this is practical advice. Don't clutter my thread (please). Also I had to edit number 4 because apparantly it included sex tips, with I disagree with, but whatever.

I have tried most approaches over the years and this is what has worked the most consistently.

1. Get to the point where you can make out with her...the more 'dominant' you are the better, the very best is when you take her hand and start dancing w/o any words, then lead her away and push her up against a wall and kiss her or something similar. The hornier you can get her the better, tease her, kiss and pull away, bite her neck etc. A less ballsy way is the standard, start chatting > touch a little > kiss. Whatever.

2. Build rapport with her but keep it sexual, flirtacious and fun. Kiss and lightly touch from time to time. This is the "make or break" stage, and is the time when she decides if she could conceivably go home with you. Establish her logistics; who she's there with, where she's staying, is she is from round here etc.Don't make it obvious why you're asking, and don't just interview here....make the convo. fun and intersperse it with these questions. If logistics are favourable and you sense she COULD come home with you then go to step 3. If not grab her number and forget her.

3. So...if logistics seem favourable (best one is if she's visiting for the night) ask her to meet her friends, and just be cool with them, win them over basically. Try to establish (tactfully) if they would be OK with you taking her home. If they like you enough and aren't jealous then they will probably be OK with it. If her friends don't seem cool and are obv. gonna cockblock you, grab her number and go elsewhere.

4. Isolate her (sofa, dark corner, whatever) and escalate more physically, the further you can get, the better, and if you can do the deed in the club (use your imagination) then do it...if not:

5. Reasonably close to closing time, ask her to come back to either a) have some food (best one IMO) or b) have another drink. It don't matter that much, she knows whats up by now. If she says "no" then grab her number.

If you don't have anyone back with you, you can always text the numbers you got earlier on the off chance, or save it for the next day. I can probably pull this off every 1 in 3 times I go out if I'm trying. But I always get at least a few numbers and one of them usually ends up in some sort of later meet.

Hope you guys appreciate it!! Have fun - and always carry a condom or three.

PLEASE DON'T COMMENT IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ANY OF THIS ON ANY LEVEL. I JUST DON'T CARE. THIS IS FOR SINGLE GUYS WHO WANT A BIT OF FUN AT THE END OF A NIGHT CLUBBING, IS THIS ISN'T YOU THEN GO SPEND YOUR TIME DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.

I wonder if you've ever actually been laid.
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I wonder if you've ever actually been laid.
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you cant ask people not to comment if they disagree, what kind of democracy is this

i would also like to know what kind of girl this works on.

So, is getting laid the primary objective to going to nightclubs now?