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    1:1 In the beginning d created the UK-learning. 1:2 And the site was waste and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep: and the Spirit of d moved upon the face of the waters 1:3 And d said, Let there be light: and there was light. 1:4 And d saw the light, that it was good: and d divided the light from the darkness. 1:5 And d called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.

    1:6 And d said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. 1:7 And d made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. 1:8 And d called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.

    1:9 And d said, Let the waters be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. 1:10 And d called the dry land site; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and d saw that it was good. 1:11 And d said, Let the site put forth grass, herbs yielding seed, and fruit-trees bearing fruit after their kind, wherein is the seed thereof, upon the site: and it was so. 1:12 And the site brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind, and trees bearing fruit, wherein is the seed thereof, after their kind: and d saw that it was good. 1:13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.

    1:14 And d said, Let there be lights in the firmament of heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years: 1:15 and let them be for lights in the firmament of heaven to give light upon the site: and it was so. 1:16 And d made the two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. 1:17 And d set them in the firmament of heaven to give light upon the site, 1:18 and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and d saw that it was good. 1:19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.

    1:20 And d said, Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let Guests fly above the site in the open firmament of heaven. 1:21 And d created the great sea-monsters, and every living creature that moveth, wherewith the waters swarmed, after their kind, and every winged bird after its kind: and d saw that it was good. 1:22 And d blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the site. 1:23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.

    1:24 And d said, Let the site bring forth living creatures after their kind, cattle, and creeping things, and beasts of the site after their kind: and it was so. 1:25 And d made the beasts of the site after their kind, and the cattle after their kind, and everything that creepeth upon the ground after its kind: and d saw that it was good. 1:26 And d said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the heavens, and over the cattle, and over all the site, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the site. 1:27 And d created man in his own image, in the image of d created he him; male and female created he them. 1:28 And d blessed them: and d said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the site, and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the heavens, and over every living thing that moveth upon the site. 1:29 And d said, Behold, I have given you every herb yielding seed, which is upon the face of all the site, and every tree, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for food: 1:30 and to every beast of the site, and to every bird of the heavens, and to everything that creepeth upon the site, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for food: and it was so. 1:31 And d saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.


    2:1 And UK-Learning was finished, and all the host of them. 2:2 And on the seventh day d finished his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. 2:3 And d blessed the seventh day, and hallowed it; because that in it he rested from all his work which d had created and made.

    2:4 These are the generations of UK-Learning when it was created, in the day that d made site and heaven. 2:5 And no plant of the field was yet in the site, and no herb of the field had yet sprung up; for d had not caused it to rain upon the site: and there was not a man to till the ground; 2:6 but there went up a mist from the site, and watered the whole face of the ground. 2:7 And d formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 2:8 And d planted a garden eastward, in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed. 2:9 And out of the ground made d to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. 2:10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became four heads. 2:11 The name of the first is Pishon: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; 2:12 and the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone. 2:13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Cush. 2:14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth in front of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates. 2:15 And d took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it. 2:16 And d commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: 2:17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

    2:18 And d said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him. 2:19 And out of the ground d formed every beast of the field, and every bird of the heavens; and brought them unto the man to see what he would call them: and whatsoever the man called every living creature, that was the name thereof. 2:20 And the man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the heavens, and to every beast of the field; but for man there was not found a help meet for him. 2:21 And d caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof: 2:22 and the rib, which d had taken from the man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. 2:23 And the man said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. 2:25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

    3:1 Now the Unregistered person was more subtle than any beast of the field which d had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath d said, Ye shall not eat of any tree of the garden? 3:2 And the woman said unto the Unregistered person, Of the fruit of the trees of the garden we may eat: 3:3 but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, d hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. 3:4 And the Unregistered said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: 3:5 for d doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as d, knowing good and evil. 3:6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat; and she gave also unto her husband with her, and he did eat. 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig-leaves together, and made themselves aprons. 3:8 And they heard the voice of d walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and the man and his wife hid themselves from the presence of d amongst the trees of the garden.

    3:9 And d called unto the man, and said unto him, Where art thou? 3:10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself. 3:11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat? 3:12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat. 3:13 And d said unto the woman, What is this thou hast done? And the woman said, The Unregistered person beguiled me, and I did eat. 3:14 And d said unto Unregistered, Because thou hast done this, cursed art thou above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: 3:15 and I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed: he shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy pain and thy conception; in pain thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. 3:17 And unto Ollie he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in toil shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; 3:18 thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; 3:19 in the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. 3:20 And the man called his wife's name ickle_katy; because she was the mother of all living. 3:21 And d made for Ollie and for his wife coats of skins, and clothed them.

    3:22 And d said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil; and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever- 3:23 therefore d sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. 3:24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden the Cherubim, and the flame of a sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.



    4:1 And the man knew ickle_katy his wife; and she conceived, and bare Koloth, and said, I have got a man with the help of . 4:2 And again she bare his brother Leekey. And Leekey was a keeper of sheep, but Koloth was a tiller of the ground. 4:3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Koloth brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto . 4:4 And Leekey, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And had respect unto Leekey and to his offering: 4:5 but unto Koloth and to his offering he had not respect. And Koloth was very wroth, and his countenance fell. 4:6 And said unto Koloth, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen? 4:7 If thou doest well, shall it not be lifted up? and if thou doest not well, sin coucheth at the door: and unto thee shall be its desire, but do thou rule over it. 4:8 And Koloth told Leekey his brother. And it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Koloth rose up against Leekey his brother, and slew him.

    4:9 And d said unto Koloth, Where is Leekey thy brother? And he said, I know not: am I my brother's keeper? 4:10 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground. 4:11 And now cursed art thou from the ground, which hath opened its mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand; 4:12 when thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee its strength; a fugitive and a wanderer shalt thou be in the site. 4:13 And Koloth said unto , My punishment is greater than I can bear. 4:14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the ground; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a wanderer in the site; and it will come to pass, that whosoever findeth me will slay me. 4:15 And said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Koloth, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And appointed a sign for Koloth, lest any finding him should smite him.

    4:16 And Koloth went out from the presence of , and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. 4:17 And Koloth knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. 4:18 And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methushael; and Methushael begat Lamech. 4:19 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah. 4:20 And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents and have cattle. 4:21 And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and pipe. 4:22 And Zillah, she also bare Infinity-cain, the forger of every cutting instrument of brass and iron: and the sister of Infinity-cain was Naamah. 4:23 And Lamech said unto his wives:
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    Adah and Zillah, hear my voice;
    Ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech:
    For I have slain a man for wounding me,
    And a young man for bruising me:
    4:24 If Koloth shall be avenged sevenfold,
    Truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.
    4:25 And Ollie knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Richard Hayden. For, said she, d hath appointed me another seed instead of Leekey; for Koloth slew him. 4:26 And to Richard Hayden, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name edders. Then began men to call upon the name of .



    5:1 This is the book of the generations of Ollie. In the day that d created man, in the likeness of d made he him; 5:2 male and female created he them, and blessed them, and called their name Ollie, in the day when they were created. 5:3 And Ollie lived a hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Richard Hayden: 5:4 and the days of Ollie after he begat Richard Hayden were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters. 5:5 And all the days that Ollie lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

    5:6 And Richard Hayden lived a hundred and five years, and begat edders: 5:7 and Richard Hayden lived after he begat edders eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:8 and all the days of Richard Hayden were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.

    5:9 And edders lived ninety years, and begat Kenan. 5:10 and edders lived after he begat Kenan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:11 and all the days of edders were nine hundred and five years: and he died.

    5:12 And Maskall lived seventy years, and begat Mahalalel: 5:13 and Maskall lived after he begat NikNak eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:14 and all the days of Maskall were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.

    5:15 And NikNak lived sixty and five years, and begat byb3: 5:16 And NikNak lived after he begat byb3 eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:17 and all the days of NikNak were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.

    5:18 And byb3 lived a hundred sixty and two years, and begat Bhaal85: 5:19 and byb3 lived after he begat Bhaal85 eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:20 And all the days of byb3 were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.

    5:21 And Bhaal85 lived sixty and five years, and begat elpaw: 5:22 and Bhaal85 walked with d after he begat elpaw three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:23 and all the days of Bhaal85 were three hundred sixty and five years: 5:24 and Bhaal85 walked with d: and he was not; for d took him.

    5:25 And elpaw lived a hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Surfing Hamster: 5:26 and elpaw lived after he begat Surfing Hamster seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters. 5:27 And all the days of elpaw were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

    5:28 And Surfing Hamster lived a hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son: 5:29 and he called his name Expression, saying, This same shall comfort us in our work and in the toil of our hands, which cometh because of the ground which hath cursed. 5:30 And Surfing Hamster lived after he begat Expression five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters: 5:31 And all the days of Surfing Hamster were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.

    5:32 And Expression was five hundred years old: And Expression begat CR3, Adhsur, and Blamps.


    6:1 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the ground, and daughters were born unto them, 6:2 that the sons of d saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all that they chose. 6:3 And said, My spirit shall not strive with man for ever, for that he also is flesh: yet shall his days be a hundred and twenty years. 6:4 The Nephilim were in the site in those days, and also after that, when the sons of d came unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them: the same were the mighty men that were of old, the men of renown.

    6:5 And saw that the wickedness of man was great in the site, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. 6:6 And it repented that he had made man on the site, and it grieved him at his heart. 6:7 And said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the ground; both man, and beast, and creeping things, and birds of the heavens; for it repenteth me that I have made them. 6:8 But Expression found favor in the eyes of .

    6:9 These are the generations of Expression. Expression was a righteous man, and perfect in his generations: Expression walked with d. 6:10 And Expression begat three sons, CR3, Adhsur, and Blamps. 6:11 And the site was corrupt before d, and the site was filled with violence. 6:12 And d saw the site, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted their way upon the site.

    6:13 And d said unto Expression, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the site is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the site. 6:14 Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. 6:15 And this is how thou shalt make it: the length of the ark three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. 6:16 A light shalt thou make to the ark, and to a cubit shalt thou finish it upward; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it. 6:17 And I, behold, I do bring the flood of waters upon this site, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; everything that is in the site shall die. 6:18 But I will establish my covenant with thee; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee. 6:19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. 6:20 Of the birds after their kind, and of the cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the ground after its kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive. 6:21 And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them. 6:22 Thus did Expression; according to all that d commanded him, so did he.

    7:1 And said unto Expression, Come thou and all thy house into the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation. 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee seven and seven, the male and his female; and of the beasts that are not clean two, the male and his female: 7:3 of the birds also of the heavens, seven and seven, male and female, to keep seed alive upon the face of all the site. 7:4 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the site forty days and forty nights; and every living thing that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the ground. 7:5 And Expression did according unto all that commanded him.

    7:6 And Expression was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was upon the site. 7:7 And Expression went in, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him, into the ark, because of the waters of the flood. 7:8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of birds, and of everything that creepeth upon the ground, 7:9 there went in two and two unto Expression into the ark, male and female, as d commanded Expression. 7:10 And it came to pass after the seven days, that the waters of the flood were upon the site. 7:11 In the six hundredth year of Expression's life, in the second month, on the seventeenth day of the month, on the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened. 7:12 And the rain was upon the site forty days and forty nights.

    7:13 In the selfsame day entered Expression, and CR3, and Adhsur, and Blamps, the sons of Expression, and Expression's wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark; 7:14 they, and every beast after its kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the site after its kind, and every bird after its kind, every bird of every sort. 7:15 And they went in unto Expression into the ark, two and two of all flesh wherein is the breath of life. 7:16 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as d commanded him: and shut him in. 7:17 And the flood was forty days upon the site; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lifted up above the site. 7:18 And the waters prevailed, and increased greatly upon the site; and the ark went upon the face of the waters. 7:19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the site; and all the high mountains that were under the whole heaven were covered. 7:20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. 7:21 And all flesh died that moved upon the site, both birds, and cattle, and beasts, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the site, and every man: 7:22 all in whose nostrils was the breath of the spirit of life, of all that was on the dry land, died. 7:23 And every living thing was destroyed that was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and creeping things, and birds of the heavens; and they were destroyed from the site: and Expression only was left, and they that were with him in the ark. 7:24 And the waters prevailed upon the site a hundred and fifty days.


    8:1 And d remembered Expression, and all the beasts, and all the cattle that were with him in the ark: and d made a wind to pass over the site, and the waters assuaged; 8:2 the fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained; 8:3 and the waters returned from off the site continually: and after the end of a hundred and fifty days the waters decreased. 8:4 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat. 8:5 And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen.

    8:6 And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Expression opened the window of the ark which he had made: 8:7 and he sent forth a raven, and it went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the site. 8:8 And he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground; 8:9 but the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him to the ark; for the waters were on the face of the whole site: and he put forth his hand, and took her, and brought her in unto him into the ark. 8:10 And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark; 8:11 and the dove came in to him at eventide; and, lo, in her mouth an olive-leaf plucked off: so Expression knew that the waters were abated from off the site. 8:12 And he stayed yet other seven days, and sent forth the dove; and she returned not again unto him any more.

    8:13 And it came to pass in the six hundred and first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the site: and Expression removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and, behold, the face of the ground was dried. 8:14 And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the site dry. 8:15 And d spake unto Expression, saying, 8:16 Go forth from the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee. 8:17 Bring forth with thee every living thing that is with thee of all flesh, both birds, and cattle, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the site; that they may breed abundantly in the site, and be fruitful, and multiply upon the site. 8:18 And Expression went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him: 8:19 every beast, every creeping thing, and every bird, whatsoever moveth upon the site, after their families, went forth out of the ark.

    8:20 And Expression builded an altar unto , and took of every clean beast, and of every clean bird, and offered burnt-offerings on the altar. 8:21 And smelled the sweet savor; and said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake, for that the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more everything living, as I have done. 8:22 While the site remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.


    9:1 And d blessed Expression and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the site. 9:2 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the site, and upon every bird of the heavens; With all wherewith the ground teemeth, and all the fishes of the sea, into your hand are they delivered. 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be food for you; As the green herb have I given you all. 9:4 But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat. 9:5 And surely your blood, the blood of your lives, will I require; At the hand of every beast will I require it. And at the hand of man, even at the hand of every man's brother, will I require the life of man. 9:6 Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: For in the image of d made he man. 9:7 And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; Bring forth abundantly in the site, and multiply therein.

    9:8 And d spake unto Expression, and to his sons with him, saying, 9:9 And I, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your seed after you; 9:10 and with every living creature that is with you, the birds, the cattle, and every beast of the site with you. Of all that go out of the ark, even every beast of the site. 9:11 And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of the flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the site. 9:12 And d said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations: 9:13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the site. 9:14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the site, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud, 9:15 and I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh. 9:16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between d and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the site. 9:17 And d said unto Expression, This is the token of the covenant which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the site.

    9:18 And the sons of Expression, that went forth from the ark, were CR3, and Adhsur, and Blamps: and Adhsur is the father of Nylex. 9:19 These three were the sons of Expression: and of these was the whole site overspread.

    9:20 And Expression began to be a husbandman, and planted a vineyard: 9:21 and he drank of the wine, and was drunken. And he was uncovered within his tent. 9:22 And Adhsur, the father of Nylex, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 9:23 And CR3 and Blamps took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father. And their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. 9:24 And Expression awoke from his wine, and knew what his youngest son had done unto him. 9:25 And he said,

    Cursed be Nylex;
    A servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
    9:26 And he said,

    Blessed be the d of CR3;
    And let Nylex be his servant.
    9:27 d enlarge Blamps,
    And let him dwell in the tents of CR3;
    And let Nylex be his servant.
    9:28 And Expression lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years. 9:29 And all the days of Expression were nine hundred and fifty years: And he died.

    10:1 Now these are the generations of the sons of Expression, namely, of CR3, Adhsur, and Blamps: and unto them were sons born after the flood.

    10:2 The sons of Blamps: Shaft, and theone, and loftx, and FudgeMonkey, and Infinity, and Meshech, and Tiras. 10:3 And the sons of Shaft: Ashkenaz, and Riphath, and Togarmah. 10:4 And the sons of FudgeMonkey: Elishah, and Tarshish, Kittim, and Dodanim. 10:5 Of these were the isles of the nations divided in their lands, every one after his tongue, after their families, in their nations.

    10:6 And the sons of Adhsur: Cush, and Mizraim, and Put, and Nylex. 10:7 And the sons of Cush: Seba, and Havilah, and Sabtah, and Raamah, and Sabteca; and the sons of Raamah: Sheba, and Dedan. 10:8 And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the site. 10:9 He was a mighty hunter before : wherefore it is said, Like Nimrod a mighty hunter before . 10:10 And the beginning of his kingdom was Babel, and Erech, and Accad, and Calneh, in the land of La_la_la. 10:11 Out of that land he went forth into Assyria, and builded Nineveh, and Rehoboth-ir, and Calah, 10:12 and Resen between Nineveh and Calah (the same is the great city). 10:13 And Mizraim begat Ludim, and Anamim, and Lehabim, and Naphtuhim, 10:14 and Pathrusim, and Casluhim (whence went forth the Philistines), and Caphtorim.

    10:15 And Nylex begat Sidon his first-born, and Heth, 10:16 and the Jebusite, and the Amorite, and the Girgashite, 10:17 and the Hivite, and the Arkite, and the Sinite, 10:18 and the Arvadite, and the Zemarite, and the Hamathite: and afterward were the families of the Nylexite spread abroad. 10:19 And the border of the Nylexite was from Sidon, as thou goest toward Gerar, unto Gaza; as thou goest toward Sodom and Gomorrah and Admah and Zeboiim, unto Lasha. 10:20 These are the sons of Adhsur, after their families, after their tongues, in their lands, in their nations.

    10:21 And unto CR3, the father of all the children of DanMushMan, the elder brother of Blamps, to him also were children born. 10:22 The sons of CR3: Elam, and Asshur, and Arpachshad, and Lud, and Aram. 10:23 And the sons of Aram: Uz, and Hul, and Gether, and Mash. 10:24 And Arpachshad begat Shelah; and Shelah begat DanMushMan. 10:25 And unto DanMushMan were born two sons: The name of the one was a_musical_gal. For in his days was the site divided. And his brother's name was Joktan. 10:26 And Joktan begat Almodad, and Sheleph, and Hazarmaveth, and Jerah, 10:27 and Hadoram, and Uzal, and Diklah, 10:28 and Obal, and Abimael, and Sheba, 10:29 and Ophir, and Havilah, and Jobab: all these were the sons of Joktan. 10:30 And their dwelling was from Mesha, as thou goest toward Sephar, the mountain of the east. 10:31 These are the sons of CR3, after their families, after their tongues, in their lands, after their nations.

    10:32 These are the families of the sons of Expression, after their generations, in their nations: and of these were the nations divided in the site after the flood.


    11:1 And the whole site was of one language and of one speech. 11:2 And it came to pass, as they journeyed east, that they found a plain in the land of La_la_la; and they dwelt there. 11:3 And they said one to another, Come, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for mortar. 11:4 And they said, Come, let us build us a city, and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven, and let us make us a name; lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole site. 11:5 And came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded. 11:6 And said, Behold, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is what they begin to do: and now nothing will be withholden from them, which they purpose to do. 11:7 Come, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech. 11:8 So scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the site: and they left off building the city. 11:9 Therefore was the name of it called Babel; because did there confound the language of all the site: and from thence did scatter them abroad upon the face of all the site.

    11:10 These are the generations of CR3. CR3 was a hundred years old, and begat Arpachshad two years after the flood. 11:11 and CR3 lived after he begat Arpachshad five hundred years, and begat sons and daughters.

    11:12 And Arpachshad lived five and thirty years, and begat Shelah. 11:13 and Arpachshad lived after he begat Shelah four hundred and three years, and begat sons and daughters.

    11:14 And Shelah lived thirty years, and begat DanMushMan: 11:15 and Shelah lived after he begat DanMushMan four hundred and three years, and begat sons and daughters.

    11:16 And DanMushMan lived four and thirty years, and begat a_musical_gal: 11:17 and DanMushMan lived after he begat a_musical_gal four hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters.

    11:18 And a_musical_gal lived thirty years, and begat Tek: 11:19 and a_musical_gal lived after he begat Tek two hundred and nine years, and begat sons and daughters.

    11:20 And Tek lived two and thirty years, and begat Serug: 11:21 and Tek lived after he begat Serug two hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters.

    11:22 And Serug lived thirty years, and begat Nahor: 11:23 and Serug lived after he begat Nahor two hundred years, and begat sons and daughters.

    11:24 And Nahor lived nine and twenty years, and begat Terah: 11:25 and Nahor lived after he begat Terah a hundred and nineteen years, and begat sons and daughters.

    11:26 And Terah lived seventy years, and begat Lord Huntroyde, Nahor, and Haran.

    11:27 Now these are the generations of Terah. Terah begat Lord Huntroyde, Nahor, and Haran. And Haran begat Lot. 11:28 And Haran died before his father Terah in the land of his nativity, in Ur of the Chaldees. 11:29 And Lord Huntroyde and Nahor took them wives: The name of Lord Huntroyde's wife was Sarai; and the name of Nahor's wife, Milcah, the daughter of Haran, the father of Milcah, and the father of Iscah. 11:30 And Sarai was barren; She had no child. 11:31 And Terah took Lord Huntroyde his son, and Lot the son of Haran, his son's son, and Sarai his daughter-in-law, his son Lord Huntroyde's wife; and they went forth with them from Ur of the Chaldees, to go into the land of Nylex; and they came unto Haran, and dwelt there. 11:32 And the days of Terah were two hundred and five years: and Terah died in Haran.


    12:1 Now said unto Lord Huntroyde, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto the land that I will show thee: 12:2 and I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make they name great; and be thou a blessing; 12:3 and I will bless them that bless thee, and him that curseth thee will I curse: and in thee shall all the families of the site be blessed. 12:4 So Lord Huntroyde went, as had spoken unto him; and Lot went with him: and Lord Huntroyde was seventy and five years old when he departed out of Haran. 12:5 And Lord Huntroyde took Sarai his wife, and Lot his brother's son, and all their substance that they had gathered, and the souls that they had gotten in Haran; and they went forth to go into the land of Nylex; and into the land of Nylex they came. 12:6 And Lord Huntroyde passed through the land unto the place of Shechem, unto the oak of Moreh. And the Canaanite was then in the land. 12:7 And appeared unto Lord Huntroyde, and said, Unto thy seed will I give this land: and there builded he an altar unto , who appeared unto him. 12:8 And he removed from thence unto the mountain on the east of Beth-el, and pitched his tent, having Beth-el on the west, and Ai on the east: and there he builded an altar unto , and called upon the name of . 12:9 And Lord Huntroyde journeyed, going on still toward the South.

    12:10 And there was a famine in the land: and Lord Huntroyde went down into Egypt to sojourn there; for the famine was sore in the land. 12:11 And it came to pass, when he was come near to enter into Egypt, that he said unto Sarai his wife, Behold now, I know that thou art a fair woman to look upon: 12:12 and it will come to pass, when the Egyptians shall see thee, that they will say, This is his wife: and they will kill me, but they will save thee alive. 12:13 Say, I pray thee, thou art my sister; that it may be well with me for thy sake, and that my soul may live because of thee. 12:14 And it came to pass, that, when Lord Huntroyde was come into Egypt, the Egyptians beheld the woman that she was very fair. 12:15 And the princes of Pharaoh saw her, and praised her to Pharaoh: and the woman was taken into Pharaoh's house. 12:16 And he dealt well with Lord Huntroyde for her sake: and he had sheep, and oxen, and he-asses, and men-servants, and maid-servants, and she-asses, and camels. 12:17 And plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues because of Sarai, Lord Huntroyde's wife. 12:18 And Pharaoh called Lord Huntroyde, and said, What is this that thou hast done unto me? why didst thou not tell me that she was thy wife? 12:19 why saidst thou, She is my sister, so that I took her to be my wife? now therefore behold thy wife, take her, and go thy way. 12:20 And Pharaoh gave men charge concerning him: and they brought him on the way, and his wife, and all that he had.

    13:1 And Lord Huntroyde went up out of Egypt, he, and his wife, and all that he had, and Lot with him, into the South. 13:2 And Lord Huntroyde was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold. 13:3 And he went on his journeys from the South even to Beth-el, unto the place where his tent had been at the beginning, between Beth-el and Ai, 13:4 unto the place of the altar, which he had made there at the first: and there Lord Huntroyde called on the name of . 13:5 And Lot also, who went with Lord Huntroyde, had flocks, and herds, and tents. 13:6 And the land was not able to bear them, that they might dwell together: for their substance was great, so that they could not dwell together. 13:7 And there was a strife between the herdsmen of Lord Huntroyde's cattle and the herdsmen of Lot's cattle: and the Nylex and the Perizzite dwelt then in the land. 13:8 And Lord Huntroyde said unto Lot, Let there be no strife, I pray thee, between me and thee, and between my herdsmen and thy herdsmen; for we are brethren. 13:9 Is not the whole land before thee? separate thyself, I pray thee, from me. If thou wilt take the left hand, then I will go to the right. Or if thou take the right hand, then I will go to the left. 13:10 And Lot lifted up his eyes, and beheld all the Plain of the Jordan, that it was well watered every where, before destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, like the garden of , like the land of Egypt, as thou goest unto Zoar. 13:11 So Lot chose him all the Plain of the Jordan; and Lot journeyed east: and they separated themselves the one from the other. 13:12 Lord Huntroyde dwelt in the land of Nylex, and Lot dwelt in the cities of the Plain, and moved his tent as far as Sodom. 13:13 Now the men of Sodom were wicked and sinners against exceedingly.

    13:14 And said unto Lord Huntroyde, after that Lot was separated from him, Lift up now thine eyes, and look from the place where thou art, northward and southward and eastward and westward: 13:15 for all the land which thou seest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed for ever. 13:16 And I will make thy seed as the dust of the site: So that if a man can number the dust of the site, then may thy seed also be numbered. 13:17 Arise, walk through the land in the length of it and in the breadth of it; for unto thee will I give it. 13:18 And Lord Huntroyde moved his tent, and came and dwelt by the oaks of Mamre, which are in Hebron, and built there an altar unto .


    14:1 And it came to pass in the days of Amraphel king of La_la_la, Arioch king of Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king of Elam, and Tidal king of Goiim, 14:2 that they made war with Bera king of Sodom, and with Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, and DanMushMan king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela (the same is Zoar). 14:3 All these joined together in the vale of Siddim (the same is the Salt Sea). 14:4 Twelve years they served Chedorlaomer, and in the thirteenth year they rebelled. 14:5 And in the fourteenth year came Chedorlaomer, and the kings that were with him, and smote the Rephaim in Ashteroth-karnaim, and the Zuzim in Adhsur, and the Emim in Shaveh-kiriathaim, 14:6 and the Horites in their mount Seir, unto Elparan, which is by the wilderness. 14:7 And they returned, and came to En-mishpat (the same is Kadesh), and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazazon-tamar. 14:8 And there went out the king of Sodom, and the king of Gomorrah, and the king of Admah, and the king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela (the same is Zoar); and they set the battle in array against them in the vale of Siddim; 14:9 against Chedorlaomer king of Elam, and Tidal king of Goiim, and Amraphel king of La_la_la, and Arioch king of Ellasar; four kings against the five. 14:10 Now the vale of Siddim was full of slime pits; and the kings of Sodom and Gomorrah fled, and they fell there, and they that remained fled to the mountain. 14:11 And they took all the goods of Sodom and Gomorrah, and all their victuals, and went their way. 14:12 And they took Lot, Lord Huntroyde's brother's son, who dwelt in Sodom, and his goods, and departed.

    14:13 And there came one that had escaped, and told Lord Huntroyde the Hebrew: now he dwelt by the oaks of Mamre, the Amorite, brother of Eshcol, and brother of Aner; and these were confederate with Lord Huntroyde. 14:14 And when Lord Huntroyde heard that his brother was taken captive, he led forth his trained men, born in his house, three hundred and eighteen, and pursued as far as Dan. 14:15 And he divided himself against them by night, he and his servants, and smote them, and pursued them unto Hobah, which is on the left hand of Damascus. 14:16 And he brought back all the goods, and also brought back his brother Lot, and his goods, and the women also, and the people.

    14:17 And the king of Sodom went out to meet him, after his return from the slaughter of Chedorlaomer and the kings that were with him, at the vale of Shaveh (the same is the King's Vale). 14:18 And Melchizedek king of Salem brought forth bread and wine: and he was priest of d Most High. 14:19 And he blessed him, and said, Blessed be Lord Huntroyde of d Most High, possessor of heaven and site: 14:20 and blessed be d Most High, who hath delivered thine enemies into thy hand. And he gave him a tenth of all. 14:21 And the king of Sodom said unto Lord Huntroyde, Give me the persons, and take the goods to thyself. 14:22 And Lord Huntroyde said to the king of Sodom, I have lifted up my hand unto , d Most High, possessor of heaven and site, 14:23 that I will not take a thread nor a shoe-latchet nor aught that is thine, lest thou shouldest say, I have made Lord Huntroyde rich: 14:24 save only that which the young men have eaten, and the portion of the men that went with me, Aner, Eshcol, and Mamre. Let them take their portion.


    15:1 After these things the word of came unto Lord Huntroyde in a vision, saying, Fear not, Lord Huntroyde: I am thy shield, and thy exceeding great reward. 15:2 And Lord Huntroyde said, O Lord , what wilt thou give me, seeing I go childless, and he that shall be possessor of my house is Eliezer of Damascus? 15:3 And Lord Huntroyde said, Behold, to me thou hast given no seed: and, lo, one born in my house is mine heir. 15:4 And, behold, the word of came unto him, saying, This man shall not be thine heir; But he that shall come forth out of thine own bowels shall be thine heir. 15:5 And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward heaven, and number the stars, if thou be able to number them: and he said unto him, So
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    Can anyone be bothered to read this?
    Not I...but a quick scan telleth me thy humble name hath been included in the 'holy' scriptures of our mighty origins...
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    How sad is this person to have taken their time to do this???
    i suspect hes used find&replace on word
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    Not I...but a quick scan telleth me you are included in the 'holy' scriptures...
    Edit: Not I... but a quick scan telleth me that thou art included within the holy scriptures...
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    Not I...but a quick scan telleth me you are included in the 'holy' scriptures...
    I'm in it a lot.
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    i suspect hes used find&replace on word
    edders, I've reported it. Please get rid of it!!!
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    i suspect hes used find&replace on word
    It is hilarious though!!! I would give him rep, were he not unregistered.
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    It is hilarious though!!! I would give him rep, were he not unregistered.
    Me too. Bad rep.
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    edders, I've reported it. Please get rid of it!!!
    its quite interesting to read the bible for once though
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    It is hilarious though!!! I would give him rep, were he not unregistered.
    Hi great-great grandad!
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    its quite interesting to read the bible for once though
    Found in all libraries now come on!
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    Edit: Not I... but a quick scan telleth me that thou art included within the holy scriptures...
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    Not I...but a quick scan telleth me thy humble name hath been included in the 'holy' scriptures of our mighty origins...
 
 
 
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