Homer Simpson at UniversityWatch this thread
Dean: Hi there! Hello, I'm Dean Peterson, but you can call me Bobby.
I just want you to know if you ever feel stressed out from
studying or whatever, I'm always up for some hackey sack. Or,
hey! If you just want to come by and jam, I used to be the bass
player for the Pretenders. [plays a riff]
On the first day of class, Homer sits at the back of the lecture hall.
The lecturer is an older man in a white lab coat, and he speaks with a
germanic accent. "I see a lot of new faces," he says, "but, you know
the old saying: out with the old, in with the nucleus." Everyone laughs
except Homer. When the lecturer drops his cue cards by mistake, Homer's roars with laughter. The other students look at him with a serious expression.
Prof: Now if anyone would like to stay, I'm going to hold a
comprehensive review session after every class.
Homer: [waving] Do we have to?
Prof: No --
Homer: Then kiss my curvy butt goood-bye!
Homer opts for chasing around a pair of squirrels with a stick, giggling like a school girl. All the students see him out the window.
Homer Simpson = legend! We should all aspire to him! And Marge is buff!
have you not learnt your lesson yet? i'd have thought you'd have stopped gogling other women by now *is shocked and appalled*