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When Bhaal dies...

There will be an everlasting, intense moment of complete silence accross the universe.
People will will agonise on the thought of what will proceed.
Then at 12am the sun will set, darkness will prevail.
As his body lies desserted in a land where no man has set foot before the devil will emerge from within.
The satanic figure will scare all. Evil will spread faster then the great plague.
Edders will be brought back to life, and the battle of Evil will begin.

Prepare to die.





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When Bhaal dies...

There will be an everlasting, intense moment of complete silence accross the universe.
People will will agonise on the thought of what will proceed.
Then at 12am the sun will set, darkness will prevail.
As his body lies desserted in a land where no man has set foot before the devil will emerge from within.
The satanic figure will scare all. Evil will spread faster then the great plague.
Edders will be brought back to life, and the battle of Evil will begin.

Prepare to die.

And all loyal servants will go into the abyss alongside Bhaal, to forever promote terror amongst the innocents.
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And all loyal servants will go into the abyss alongside Bhaal, to forever promote terror amongst the innocents.

i thought that bit was kinda obvious so didnt include it. but ok that aswell

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joined by many Phones4U salesman.
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joined by many Phones4U salesman.

all the phones4u salesman will rot to their death

and eventually their bodies will decompose to produce oil of the highest quality.
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all the phones4u salesman will rot to their death

and eventually their bodies will decompose to produce oil of the highest quality.
the oil produced will be used for making the ultimate T-mobile - complete with polyphonic ringtones.
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*laughs at all the crazy and cynical people*
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the oil produced will be used for making the ultimate T-mobile - complete with polyphonic ringtones.
the customers who buy these cheap machine-made prducts will be captured by Bhaals mam's nephew, who is really a leader of another terrorist organization. these people will eventually be crucified like that guy called jesus.

their phone will be shared amongst the native americans who will eat the phones thinking they are a type of hard bread.
the phones will be digested as these native americans have developed a digestive system which can convert anything into faeces.

the faeces will inevitably lead to the process of producing more oil. but by then mobiles will be extinct.
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the customers who buy these cheap machine-made prducts will be captured by Bhaals mam's nephew, who is really a leader of another terrorist organization. these people will eventually be crucified like that guy called jesus.

their phone will be shared amongst the native americans who will eat the phones thinking they are a type of hard bread.
the phones will be digested as these native americans have developed a digestive system which can convert anything into faeces.

the faeces will inevitably lead to the process of producing more oil. but by then mobiles will be extinct.
Unless they get the NOKIA 8910i made of titanium
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Unless they get the NOKIA 8910i made of titanium
u r wrong again my friend.

All the titanium will be used for making elite - aircraft to fight the evil.
There will be none left.

So what u gonna do? what u gonna do?
what u gonna do when they come 4 u?
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