"Kissing like a washing machine..."

I'm a little curious, I'll admit. I'd never heard this phrase before joining TSR, and I'm wondering... how exactly does one kiss like a washing machine? :s-smilie:

I've tried imagining how it would work and I'm not sure I can... I get some very strange images!

Anyone care to enlighten me?

Reply 1

QuantumTheory

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Tounge round and round in circles, I'd imagine :h:

very wet.

It's both of the above I believe!

Reply 4

sparkplug

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It's when they basically swish their tounge around in a circle over and over again. Had a girlfriend once who kissed like that, got boring very quickly.

Dynamite legs though..... :smile:

Reply 5

Juichiro

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Original post by sparkplug

It's when they basically swish their tounge around in a circle over and over again. Had a girlfriend once who kissed like that, got boring very quickly.

Dynamite legs though..... :smile:

Didn't know Jesuschrist was into washing machine kisses and electric legs. LOL

Reply 6

thatrollingstone

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Original post by sparkplug

It's when they basically swish their tounge around in a circle over and over again. Had a girlfriend once who kissed like that, got boring very quickly.

Dynamite legs though..... :smile:

What exactly are dynamite legs?

Reply 7

cl_steele

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like being choked by a highly mobile slug, repulsive to be honest...

Reply 8

cl_steele

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Original post by thatrollingstone

What exactly are dynamite legs?

Reply 9

py0alb

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Original post by Geritak

I'm a little curious, I'll admit. I'd never heard this phrase before joining TSR, and I'm wondering... how exactly does one kiss like a washing machine? :s-smilie:

I've tried imagining how it would work and I'm not sure I can... I get some very strange images!

Anyone care to enlighten me?

Imagine you're trying to clean their teeth with your tongue, including the ones at the very back.

girls LOVE this.

Reply 10

SWBL

When someone swirls their tongue round in your mouth and slobbers over your chin, probably it has to be experienced to be believed :rolleyes:

Reply 11

LonelyDemon

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You put your pants in a man's mouth, grab hold of him then roll around while kissing him.

Reply 12

R4INBOW

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Original post by py0alb

Imagine you're trying to clean their teeth with your tongue, including the ones at the very back.

girls LOVE this.

we do?

Reply 13

flyylikejetz

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imagine your tongue is a tornado in someones mouth.

Reply 14

hfreaks

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Original post by Geritak

I'm a little curious, I'll admit. I'd never heard this phrase before joining TSR, and I'm wondering... how exactly does one kiss like a washing machine? :s-smilie:

I've tried imagining how it would work and I'm not sure I can... I get some very strange images!

Anyone care to enlighten me?

well I kiss Like hoover :redface:

Reply 15

py0alb

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Original post by R4INBOW

we do?

Yes, you do. Just like how you LOVE it when strange men coming up and grind you from behind in the nightclub.

Reply 16

kopi, ffs

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Original post by py0alb

Yes, you do. Just like how you LOVE it when strange men coming up and grind you from behind in the nightclub.

Omg yes! And how we LOVE getting followed home by creepy guys, cos it means we're pretteh.

Glad to meet a man who knows women at last, fren. :colone:

Reply 17

Geritak

OP

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