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"Kissing like a washing machine..."

I'm a little curious, I'll admit. I'd never heard this phrase before joining TSR, and I'm wondering... how exactly does one kiss like a washing machine? :s-smilie: I've tried imagining how it would work and I'm not sure I can... I get some very strange images!

Anyone care to enlighten me?

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Tounge round and round in circles, I'd imagine :h:
Reply 2
very wet.
Reply 3
It's both of the above I believe!
Reply 4
It's when they basically swish their tounge around in a circle over and over again. Had a girlfriend once who kissed like that, got boring very quickly.

Dynamite legs though..... :smile:
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Original post by sparkplug
It's when they basically swish their tounge around in a circle over and over again. Had a girlfriend once who kissed like that, got boring very quickly.

Dynamite legs though..... :smile:


Didn't know Jesuschrist was into washing machine kisses and electric legs. LOL
Original post by sparkplug
It's when they basically swish their tounge around in a circle over and over again. Had a girlfriend once who kissed like that, got boring very quickly.

Dynamite legs though..... :smile:


What exactly are dynamite legs?
Reply 7
like being choked by a highly mobile slug, repulsive to be honest...
Reply 8
Original post by thatrollingstone
What exactly are dynamite legs?


:colone:
Reply 9
Original post by Geritak
I'm a little curious, I'll admit. I'd never heard this phrase before joining TSR, and I'm wondering... how exactly does one kiss like a washing machine? :s-smilie: I've tried imagining how it would work and I'm not sure I can... I get some very strange images!

Anyone care to enlighten me?


Imagine you're trying to clean their teeth with your tongue, including the ones at the very back.

girls LOVE this.
Reply 10
When someone swirls their tongue round in your mouth and slobbers over your chin, probably it has to be experienced to be believed :rolleyes:
You put your pants in a man's mouth, grab hold of him then roll around while kissing him.
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Original post by py0alb
Imagine you're trying to clean their teeth with your tongue, including the ones at the very back.

girls LOVE this.


we do? :s-smilie:
imagine your tongue is a tornado in someones mouth.
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Original post by Geritak
I'm a little curious, I'll admit. I'd never heard this phrase before joining TSR, and I'm wondering... how exactly does one kiss like a washing machine? :s-smilie: I've tried imagining how it would work and I'm not sure I can... I get some very strange images!

Anyone care to enlighten me?


well I kiss Like hoover :redface:
Reply 15
Original post by R4INBOW
we do? :s-smilie:


Yes, you do. Just like how you LOVE it when strange men coming up and grind you from behind in the nightclub.
Original post by py0alb
Yes, you do. Just like how you LOVE it when strange men coming up and grind you from behind in the nightclub.


Omg yes! And how we LOVE getting followed home by creepy guys, cos it means we're pretteh.

Glad to meet a man who knows women at last, fren. :colone:
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As the OP... it's interesting to see this thread revived after more than three years.... :s-smilie:
Reply 18
Original post by Geritak
As the OP... it's interesting to see this thread revived after more than three years.... :s-smilie:


Did you ever experience a washing machine kiss then?
Reply 19
Original post by Kaitsurinu
Did you ever experience a washing machine kiss then?


I think a guy attempted to remove my tonsils shortly after I made this post, if that counts. :tongue:

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