Sobring up

I have a friend on msn who is deserted in his mates house totally steamin' on cider. He needs to sobre up quick and easily and i'm trying to help him (since he can't get anyone else to help him) so can anyone give me any tips on sobring up quickly?

Reply 1

Johnny 5

12

Sobering*

Are you drunk?

drink milk

OP

2 5 +

Sobering*

Are you drunk?

Erm...yes actually.

Reply 4

Jump

18

oh and make that gallons of milk, infact you may need to buy some dairy cattle :smile:

Reply 5

need_money

OP

9

jumpunderaboat

oh and make that gallons of milk, infact you may need to buy some dairy cattle :smile:

Would that not like...kill him? lol

Reply 6

Jump

18

need_money

Would that not like...kill him? lol

no milk has calcium which is good for the bones at the very worse he might become superman (or stretch armstrong at least).

Milk to drunk people is like spinach to Popeye.

POPEYE WAS DAMN COOL!

Reply 7

Natalie Lane

9

I'd suggest regular coke, all the sugar should do you good, then again, by the time you read this it'll probably be too late...
*sighs* am bored and felt like typing...

Reply 8

at least lara

1

probably too late now but to quote my driver's ed. teacher: "nothing helps but time"

Reply 9

Sarky

18

xbellax

probably too late now but to quote my driver's ed. teacher: "nothing helps but time"

I wish we got drivers ed!

Reply 10

Ynox

11

surely drivers ed is just having a driving instructor? In which case if you learn to drive then you will?

If hes really drunk then hes screwed. Everyone will be able to tell hes **** faced anyway....

Reply 11

need_money

OP

9

lessthanthree

get him full of water (that is, providing he's not on drugs)

maybe some dry bread, too, if he can stomach it.

goddamn, people are dumb.

Yeah, i told him to make some food. He managed to crawl into the kitchen and shove some spaghetti bolognese in the microwave. :biggrin:

Think he started sobring up after that.

Sobring up

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