I meant Oxford students; 800 years to get over the fact that some brilliant Theologians fled Oxonian arrogance, insecurity and trumped-up self-esteem to form a much more beautiful, spacious and inspiring university a few miles away which proved to be much greater than the sum of what those Theologians left behind....and they have the nerve to call us 'Filthy Tabs'?!
*Shudders*
We have something to throw back at that feeble attempt at a label, don't we?
Seriously though, this isn't entirely about the Boat Race... Oxford and its students are really nice in their own right (well, a few...), but as Cambridge is fast becoming a most beautiful and enticing mistress to me and one I prize above all others, you have to understand how I live to defend my honour and pride when Oxford students belittle what I treasure so much.
*Hides secret CUSU invasion plans on Oxford*