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Reply 1
What do you call a Jewish tea bag?












Hebrew :laugh:
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

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Reply 3
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Reply 4
A man walks into a bar...


...Ouch.
what do you call a donkey with 3 legs...?










A Wonkey :smile:
Why did tigger put his head down the toilet?





He was looking for Pooh
What kind of bees make milk?

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Reply 8
Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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Reply 9
getinthevan
What kind of bees make milk?

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Somebody has to lower the tone....
:rolleyes:

Jokes.
What's brown and sticky?













A stick.
If you jumped over a bridge in Paris you would be insane.
Did you hear about the magical tractor?


... it turned into a field....
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vander Beth
What's brown and sticky?













A stick.



Whats blue and sticky?





A blue stick
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Oh, you said best?
Reply 15
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

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ooh ooh, my all time favourite:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was drunk.


Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the first monkey


Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

He thought it was a game....


:smile: hehe lol i'll stop now.... sorry :P


Edit: haha lol beaten to it! *shuts up*
Reply 17
knock knock
whos there
big ish
big ish-who?
no thanks
Reply 18
What's white and can't climb trees?




A fridge!
Reply 19
How do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?

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How do you fit an elephant in a fridge?

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Who was absent at the lions meeting?

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How do you cross crocodile infested waters?

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