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how many footballs do you own?
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how many footballs do you own?
That are good? One football and one rugby ball (which can sorta be called a football).
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how many footballs do you own?
none. property is theft; i used state owned footballs only.
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none. property is theft; i used state owned footballs only.
Is this edders the communist?
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Is this edders the communist?
ironic edders
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ironic edders
Ok, gotcha
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"I've only got one ball", thought that was Neil Harris for a second...
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While we're not on the topic, I just want to say 500 posts - woo-hoo!

Anyway, that's my lot, bye...
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While we're not on the topic, I just want to say 500 posts - woo-hoo!

Anyway, that's my lot, bye...
Bad news. The thresholds for the different titles have gone up.
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"I've only got one ball", thought that was Neil Harris for a second...
The other is in the Albert Hall...sorry just carrying on the song!!!
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The other is in the Albert Hall...sorry just carrying on the song!!!
I didn't mean any singing Chicken, but feel free to bless us with your song...
****-a-doodle-doo! (O-kaaaaay that's a male...)
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I didn't mean any singing Chicken, but feel free to bless us with your song...
****-a-doodle-doo! (O-kaaaaay that's a male...)
Have you not heard of the song? It goes 'Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall...' then I can't remember the rest!!!
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Have you not heard of the song? It goes 'Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall...' then I can't remember the rest!!!
just for you chicken ive found all variations to the song:

Variant #1

Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Variant #2

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.

Variant #3

Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
Stuttgart, die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our tunich,
To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.

Variant #4

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the old town hall,
His mother, she pinched the other,
Now Hitler ain't got none at all!

Variant #5

Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A 'Cherman', unlike Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.

Variant #6 In Thomas Pynchon's novel V., the following variant is sung by British artillerymen in Malta in 1940.

Hitler has only one left ball
Goering has two but they are small.
Himmler was somewhat similar
And poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

Not a variant, but a theory on the source of the problem

Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
That's why it won't work

Variant #6 I remember singing the Hitler song as a youngster growing up in England. Young people my age enjoyed it enormously. I have never forgotten a song, the words are very clear and are similar to variant 1. But it is in th past tense:

Hitler, he only had one ball
Goering had two but very small
Himmler, had something sim'lar
And only Goeballs had no-balls at all.
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just for you chicken ive found all variations to the song
Hehe thankyou!!
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Edders has only got one ball,
Ollie has two but very small,
Expression has something sim'lar,
But poor old Katie has no balls at all.
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Edders has only got one ball,
Ollie has two but very small,
Expression has something sim'lar,
But poor old Katie has no balls at all.
that is one of the most funniest post i have ever read. Mods, dont deletre it yet, let others see the joy
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The other is in the Albert Hall...sorry just carrying on the song!!!
*chuckles* I thought that too when I saw the title...

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.

And then it went on to another verse I can't quite remember:
'Someone' threw it into the sea
The fishes, thought it was victory

Hmm...that's as far as I know...
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*chuckles* I thought that too when I saw the title...

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.

And then it went on to another verse I can't quite remember:
'Someone' threw it into the sea
The fishes, thought it was victory

Hmm...that's as far as I know...
Hehe, though you could probably make up the last few sentences, not exactly hard to do is it!!!
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