I am impregnable!

*Note: no method of contraception is 100 % effective, so unless you have your tubes tied or you are sterile it is practically impossible to be impregnable*

As you know, I have had some period issues on my Implanon implant. Six week bleed infact. So I went to doctor. And guess what doctor said?
"Take the pill?"
"Instead?" I asked.
"No," she replied "take it as much as you want with no breaks or whatver you feel like and if you forget then you always have the 99% efficacy of the implant to fall back on."

Well bugger me. Aren't I pumped to the brim with hormones?

Reply 1

RetiredAccount89

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annabellewalter

*Note: no method of contraception is 100 % effective, so unless you have your tubes tied or you are sterile it is practically impossible to be impregnable*

As you know, I have had some period issues on my Implanon implant. Six week bleed infact. So I went to doctor. And guess what doctor said?
"Take the pill?"
"Instead?" I asked.
"No," she replied "take it as much as you want with no breaks or whatver you feel like and if you forget then you always have the 99% efficacy of the implant to fall back on."

Well bugger me. Aren't I pumped to the brim with hormones?

o gooooooood. so you aren't gonna be affected by that then...

Reply 2

annabellewalter

OP

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I'll probably grow a third breast.

Reply 3

kingslaw

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annabellewalter

I'll probably grow a third breast.

Finally, science becomes useful...

Reply 4

kingslaw

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annabellewalter

*Note: no method of contraception is 100 % effective, so unless you have your tubes tied or you are sterile it is practically impossible to be impregnable*

But, I think I'm impregnable.

Or have I made a horrific mistake :eek:

Reply 5

RetiredAccount89

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annabellewalter

I'll probably grow a third breast.

Awesome, like the woman out of total recall!

Alternatively it will mentally unbalance you, make your boobs grow huge (not nec a bad thing, depending on how they are now) and give you crazy cancer risks.