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'Hey do you smoke on the job?'
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Go you're way too desperate! - Try to turn that off before you start.
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I tried and got rejected. Told me I was too babyfaced. :-(
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Don't talk to her.

Walk up behind get her to touch her toes and slip one up her wrong'un you'll soon work out if she fancies you.

Simple.
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Treat her like a human being.
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please stop making annoying threads
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I love how up your own arses a lot of you are, it's a reasonable question yet you shoot him down in flames to make yourself look good.

And it depends on the situation tbh ...
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(Original post by jobo3)
I love how up your own arses a lot of you are, it's a reasonable question yet you shoot him down in flames to make yourself look good.

And it depends on the situation tbh ...
thanks for the backup, yeah its nice to have some support
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Don't say this: "So what kind of music are you into?"

Say something original.
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please stop making annoying threads
I agree with this person...
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(Original post by donuticus)
Don't talk to her.

Walk up behind get her to touch her toes and slip one up her wrong'un you'll soon work out if she fancies you.

Simple.
Just tried. I got jailed.
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(Original post by chaotik_mind)
Treat her like a human being.




:laugh:







seriously though this is probably what you should do
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Any good at sketching?

Sketch a pic of her and leave your number at the bottom. Hand it to her as she walks past you xD

Ahahha or maybe not :P
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???

Zapp Brannigan's words of wisdom;

"I find that My favourite part of the female anatomy is the boobies"
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I got really pissed once and started coming out with all the cliches under the sun..."dya come here often" and all that ****...and damnit, the girl was the one who started to chat me up! And I just go and ruin it like that.
Well actually there were 3 of them to begin with. The one that I actually was going for was the one I screwed it up with.
But you live and learn, dontcha?
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As an Official Member of the Female Gender-Type, I would say that you should just make friendly small talk to start with. Find common ground, talk about it, laugh at what she says without being obviously sickly, be nice.
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Ask her about Uni or what she does for a living, see if you have anything in common and run with it.
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(Original post by Melz0r)
As an Official Member of the Female Gender-Type, I would say that you should just make friendly small talk to start with. Find common ground, talk about it, laugh at what she says without being obviously sickly, be nice.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go for it next time. The thing is, I think guys just have a bit of a built in perception that girls are just gonna reject them whatever the case...but next time I'm out and I've got a chance I'm just gonna go for it. "Wise men say only fools rush in"...well I'm gonna be one hell'ava fool next time I'm out boogying!
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useless... i'm looking for pages like http://www.seductiontuition.com
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