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    So, today I was at the mall, ordering food and a boy comes up to me and says, "Sorry, were you on TV yesterday?"
    I reply with a very inarticulate "errmm..no?"
    He then says, "Are you sure?... You weren't on Miss Universe?!"
    "I highly doubt it."
    At this point, he pretends to look puzzled and says, "Oh alright."

    This highly strange yet amusing situation inspired this thread.
    So, share some AWFUL pickup lines you've given, received, heard, etc.
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    You dropped your gay card.
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    You ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?
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    stay quiet, or things are gonna get messy
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    HEYYYY BABY if i could rearrange the alphabet id put U and I togther
    Hey you look like a parking ticket cos you got FINE written all over you
    So you ladies ever been penetrated?

    i quote Glen Quagmire
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    Not to be a ****, buuuuuuuuut, there was a thread about this earlier today.
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    Sorry, Im new, but, apparently, I cant say ****
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    I used to have a workmate who tried using.....
    Hey you ladies got boyfriends?

    No?

    want one?
    Hmm i seem to have lost my phone number, dont suppose i can have yours
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    (Original post by ab0408)
    Not to be a ****, buuuuuuuuut, there was a thread about this earlier today.
    HAHA, I know! I realised this AFTER making this thread.
    I did a search, and typed in "pickup lines"- the other thread is, "chatup lines" so nothing came up and I went through with it.
    Sorrrrryyyyyyy :p:
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    Do you have some (insert nationality) in you? No? Want some in you?
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    Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
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    (Original post by Tyrotoxism)
    Do you have some (insert nationality) in you? No? Want some in you?
    :sigh:

    Edit: Damn, the smiley didn't work, but it's the 'sigh' smiley :tongue:
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    theres one on the clearasil advert-
    hey can i borrow your lipstick? (erm.. yes) then kisses her
    thats pretty bad but so is-
    polar bear (what?) well that broke the ice didnt it
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    "just one look at this pic was all it took
    girl you just bust open all the buttons on my levis, melted my monitor, and fractured my wrist
    I aint lookin no more your just too dangerous"


    :-/
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    are you a trafic ticket? because you got fine written all over you! lol.
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    (Original post by Melting Sugar.)
    Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
    I heard a version that goes like this:

    Did you fall from heaven? That would explain why your face is so messed up.


    Awesome.
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    (Original post by Waheyyyy)
    :sigh:

    Edit: Damn, the smiley didn't work, but it's the 'sigh' smiley :tongue:
    There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?
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    You'll do
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    "Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?"

    ...

    Needless to say, did not work.
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    Girl to Guy:

    Is that a gun down your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
 
 
 
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