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A coffin?
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its a coffin,
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Yeah coffin.
I can never do these things and that came to me instantly, which made me smile- until I saw others had got it so easily too haha.
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Yup =]
My friend seemed adament that it was a blindmans 'walking stick' lol

Anybody have another to share?
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*yawn*. Coffin.
Next!!
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*yawn*. Coffin.
Next!!
Whilst we're on this depressing topic, have another one =]

You see a man crying at a funeral and are compelled to ask him, "are you related to the deceased"

He replies "Brothers and sisters I have none, that man's father is my father's son."

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Whilst we're on this depressing topic, have another one =]

You see a man crying at a funeral and are compelled to ask him, "are you related to the deceased"

He replies "Brothers and sisters I have none, that man's father is my father's son."

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*yawn*. It's his son.
NEXT, Or I'll release the hounds! :woo:
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*yawn*. It's his son.
NEXT, Or I'll release the hounds! :woo:
Damn you! Stop with the yawns
I think its your turn to test moi =]
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(Original post by Haz313)
Whilst we're on this depressing topic, have another one =]

You see a man crying at a funeral and are compelled to ask him, "are you related to the deceased"

He replies "Brothers and sisters I have none, that man's father is my father's son."

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Well my only conclusion here is that he's clearly not that upset if he's going to speak in such childish verse.
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Damn you! Stop with the yawns
I think its your turn to test moi =]
Hmmmm.....I wonder if there's a WikiRiddle out there somewhere.

Okay, here's one:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
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(Original post by Anglo*Phile)
Hmmmm.....I wonder if there's a WikiRiddle out there somewhere.

Okay, here's one:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Thats actually got me... hmmm
Give me a second
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(Original post by Anglo*Phile)
Hmmmm.....I wonder if there's a WikiRiddle out there somewhere.

Okay, here's one:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

No.
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No.
Haha, your mischievousness regarding the dead son has come back to haaaaunt you.
Bow in shame, BOW! :woo:
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Yeahh, its a trick question surely? :<
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Haha, your mischievousness regarding the dead son has come back to haaaaunt you.
Bow in shame, BOW! :woo:


I got it right! That riddle was circulating for an aeon, if you logged onto the internet between 1996 and now you would have likely found the answer.

I think it's safe to say you've earned this, considering your hostility to the OP's attempts to brighten up a dull night for us insomniacs:





*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW NNNNNNNNN*

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I got it right! That riddle was circulating for an aeon, if you logged onto the internet between 1996 and now you would have likely found the answer.

I think it's safe to say you've earned this, considering your hostility to the OP's attempts to brighten up a dull night for us insomniacs:





*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW NNNNNNNNN*

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LOL, rep =]
*yawns too* (seriously, its late )
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awhythankyou
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I got it right! That riddle was circulating for an aeon, if you logged onto the internet between 1996 and now you would have likely found the answer.

I think it's safe to say you've earned this, considering your hostility to the OP's attempts to brighten up a dull night for us insomniacs:





*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW NNNNNNNNN*

:p:
HAHAHAHA, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You make a good point, but that was all brainpower my friend. Hmph.
PLUS, I wasn't being hostile. I was being le sarcastique et sillyesque.

Want some fries with that?
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HAHAHAHA, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You make a good point, but that was all brainpower my friend. Hmph.
PLUS, I wasn't being hostile. I was being le sarcastique et sillyesque.

Want some fries with that?
I think some fries as a side order to your failure would be delightful, thanks


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