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Reply 1
It won't be worth it. She'll only break your heart.






Anyone else want a dream shattered?
can we have some more info. Just try talking to her. Tell her how you feel.

MB
Reply 3
flashmx
i fancy this girl at school i ve known her for 2 yrs any tips on how to ask her out


The question is does she fancy you? Otherwise the whole conversation is a moo point...

-----Quoting Joey from Friends-----
Reply 4
i know that she likes animals
Reply 5
yes she fancies me
well then it's a piece of p*ss...just go ahead and ask her out!

mabye a trip to the Zoo if she likes animals!:smile:
flashmx
i know that she likes animals


flashmx
yes she fancies me


are these two points connected?

MB
Reply 8
musicboy
are these two points connected?

MB


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love ur humor :p:
Reply 9
no theyre not
kingslaw
It won't be worth it. She'll only break your heart.






Anyone else want a dream shattered?


Some women dont break hearts. ......

Some women break balls... which I think for u men is just as bad...
jessicarabbit
Some women dont break hearts. ......

Some women break balls... which I think for u men is just as bad...



I'd go for heart if u ask me :p:
Reply 12
just tell her how thou feel! if its meant to be it's meant to be and it will all turn out magically! :smile: IM countering the negative vibes of KL
Reply 13
jessicarabbit
Some women dont break hearts. ......

Some women break balls... which I think for u men is just as bad...


Ack!!!

Why do you have to log on just as I was just plucking up the power to do some revision?!

You'll be the death of my legal career :rolleyes:.

ARGH!!!!!
Just ask her straight out. Or text her. Or IM her. Either one.
kingslaw
Ack!!!

Why do you have to log on just as I was just plucking up the power to do some revision?!

You'll be the death of my legal career :rolleyes:.

ARGH!!!!!


Its my secret evil plan....I'm trying to get u to fail at becoming a lawyer...cause...i dont want my future husband to go to HELL...

which is going to happen if u become a lawyer....

no, wait, maybe I should just let u become a lawyer because whatever u've done up till this point(meaning up till when u met the angelic creature that is me :p: ) has prolly already dug u way deep into hell....

my sunday school teacher Mr.Fitzgerald used to tell us that ur soul is like a chalkboard...the more u sin the more it is written on, and through confession u can erase those sins...of course he also used to tell us that contraception was a horrible evil thing...and when his 8 whining screaming would run into class after it was over...i would think to myself- what a load of crock that is...

am i going to hell?
his 8 ...meaning his eight children...who all had names starting with a B...betsy...bobby...benny...
Reply 17
ok so shall i just tell her how i feel
flashmx
ok so shall i just tell her how i feel


yes,
Reply 19
jessicarabbit
Its my secret evil plan....I'm trying to get u to fail at becoming a lawyer...cause...i dont want my future husband to go to HELL...

which is going to happen if u become a lawyer....

no, wait, maybe I should just let u become a lawyer because whatever u've done up till this point(meaning up till when u met the angelic creature that is me :p: ) has prolly already dug u way deep into hell....

my sunday school teacher Mr.Fitzgerald used to tell us that ur soul is like a chalkboard...the more u sin the more it is written on, and through confession u can erase those sins...of course he also used to tell us that contraception was a horrible evil thing...and when his 8 whining screaming would run into class after it was over...i would think to myself- what a load of crock that is...

am i going to hell?



But, if I don't become a succesful lawyer, then how am I gonna buy you all those pretty shiny things you want so much? And how could I afford for you to have the personal trainer with whom you'll have an affair?

I'd love to be a Sunday school teacher. You could just tell all the little 8 year olds how they're all gonna burn in hell for eternity because they've not been eating their greens or they eat mud or something. And nothing gives me more pleasure than watching small children cry :eek:.

Anyway, I've decided, I can make all the f*cking Pope jokes I want. I mean, if any Christians get offended, the jokes on them. They have to f*cking forgive me anyway!! If they don't, they're sh*t Christians. So basically the more offensive I am, the more I'm testing their religion - so I'm doing them a favour really. Woo!!

Anyway, before this turns into another love-in between us two (there's so many better places for that :biggrin: ) I really do have to go and do some work. I shall, however, be on here later if you're around (if you're not on here, well, whats the point?). I shall also reply to your PM over on CAB.com in a bit.

Tatty-bye lovebunny :p: :rolleyes: