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User192499

Absurd

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: vienna
You: Hey
Stranger: vienna?
You: London..
Stranger: who is your daddy? and what does he do?
You: My daddy is a singer
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Stranger: oh rick astley, such a dreamboat...
You: Who's your daddy?
Stranger: he's in......vienna......
Stranger: OH **** THEY FOUND ME!

I just had the same person, and used your post to my advantage...

Stranger: vienna?
You: this is your father
Stranger: daddy?????
You: Yes, I'm in Vienna
Stranger: but you never go overseas!
You: WE'VE FOUND YOU
Stranger: **** ****!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Reply 61

username196545

OMG he just called me a sand ******! The Russian rapist just called me a sand ******. The ******* ****!!!!!!!

Reply 62

PassoverPrince

Bubbles*de*Milo

OMG he just called me a sand ******! The Russian rapist just called me a sand ******. The ******* ****!!!!!!!

Watch your language.

Reply 63

username196545

You: helllllllllo
Stranger: what the **** do you want
You: what do *you* want?
Stranger: i want to finish raping this dead woman here but your preventing it
You: Ohhh, really
You: Wow
Stranger: yes really
Stranger: wanna join her
You: Don't let me stop you
You: Do I want to be raped?
You: Urm
You: Can I be honest?
You: It's not really on my list
Stranger: you already have
You: I have?
Stranger: yes you have
You: When?
You: I think I forgot
You: Was I drunk?
Stranger: i am now tracking your pc ill over in about 3 days
You: Oh really?
You: It might be expensive
You: I don't think we're in the same country
Stranger: im from russia
You: Ohh
You: Well, I'm certainly not
You: Been there though
Stranger: where are you from
You: guess
Stranger: well if youve been here then ill guess europe
You: Yep
You: Think...West
You: Think...an island
You: Think... imperialism
You: Think... red white and blue
Stranger: **** your a jew killer danm
You: lmao eh?
Stranger: everyone knows whites hate jews
You: O rli?
You: I'm half Palestinian too
You: zomg
You: I r killer
You: but hey
You: I might be a Jew hater
You: but you just raped a dead woman
Stranger: in that case im gonna have to kill you
You: How comes?
Stranger: yes i dids
Stranger: cuz i ******* hate sand *******
You: Ohhhhh
You: I'm SO offended!
You: omg
You: I'm gonna go cry
You: the Russian rapist
Stranger: really why
You: just called me a sand ******
Stranger: cry in a bottle and send me your tears
You: You don't want dirty sand ****** jew killing tears
Stranger: yes i do
You: What will you do with them?
Stranger: i gotta kill my nieghbor somehow
You: Hmm
You: Just find a poor kulak
Stranger: hes allergic to sand ****** tears
You: Awww
You: Omg guess what
You: I forgot to mention
You: I'm 1/8th Chechen
You: Dont you just LOVE me
Stranger: **** you chech
You: Ooooooh
You: big talk
You: roar
Stranger: we russians oppressed your bitch ass' years ago
You: rofl
You: like i give a ****
Stranger: who you gonna give **** to
You: you're hillarious
You: truly
Stranger: seriously whos the **** for
You: this conversation is boring
Stranger: maybe you shouldnt be so boring

Reply 64

Wild_Precious_Life

I dont get it. Are there real people on the other end? :s-smilie:

Stranger: Hello
You: hey
Stranger: what is your stance on drinking and driving?
You: obv i disagree
Stranger: why?
Stranger: I think I am a better driver when I am drunk
Stranger: also a better dancer, and I am better looking
You: ur better looking when drunk :s-smilie:

Stranger: well, yes
Stranger: I also speak better french
Stranger: what are you good at when you are drunk?
You: why assume i drink?
Stranger: well you would die without consumption of any liquids
You: i meant drink alcohol smartass
Stranger: that was rude
Stranger: are you better at being polite when you are drunk?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Reply 65

User192499

I've just had an epic win.

Reply 66

10634

2607 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello!
Stranger: Hey!
You: how are you? :smile:

Stranger: I am fine, and you?
Stranger: how was your day today?
You: it was good. yours?
Stranger: same here
Stranger: what do u do for a living
You: i'd rather not say. but i'll give you a hint: it involves webcams, fishnets, and doobies.
You: yourself? :wink:

Stranger: I am a doctor
You: i missed my annual check-up. would you mind fixing that?
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: do u have any disease
You: i am std free if that's what your asking
Stranger: good
Stranger: you take care of your health then
You: oh i will. been on birth control since i was 10.
Stranger: good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMAO this s*** is hilariouss.

Reply 67

generalebriety

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: c:\
You: ..
Stranger: no parent folder.
You: dir/w
Stranger: c:\
Stranger: porn
Stranger: c:\
You: help
Stranger: commands:
Stranger: dir
Stranger: cd
You: cd porn
Stranger: c:\
Stranger: c:\pron
You: dir
Stranger: YOUR FAT MOMMA
Stranger: .JPG
Stranger: ******

Reply 68

AnonyMatt

I'm talking to an American.
Have been for 10mins.
How pleasant!

Reply 69

generalebriety

Yeah, I just got an American too.

Reply 70

AnonyMatt

I'm STILL going.
We talked about Florida for a while.

Reply 71

generalebriety

I wonder who'll be the first person to post a conversation I have with them.

Reply 72

10634

Had to do it again.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: should I take the knife out or leave it in?
You: leave it in the bitch's jugular
Stranger: I like the way you think
You: so how old are u
You: and r u male or female
Stranger: apparently I'm 23
Stranger: who knew?
Stranger: coma for 4 years, and now I'm 23
Stranger: male, btw
You: ooh. my name's tammy. i'm 11.
Stranger: wtf?
You: wanna talk dirty?
You: my mom left the room
Stranger: sounds like 4chan fodder
Stranger: lamesauce!
You: que?
Stranger: I'm calling shenagins!
Stranger: easy phone number to remember
You: what
Stranger: though they rarely answer
You have disconnected.

I have no idea what that was about.

Reply 73

AnonyMatt

I was looknig for TSR people.
I thought I found one but it turns out the other guy was repeating TSR and pretending to know what I was on about.
"TTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSRRRR"
"What's it stand for?"
"TTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Reply 74

username196545

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hellllllo
Stranger: BAMRACKM AOBAMA SAYS U HAS TO LEAVE AMERICAN NOW!!!!
You: I'm not even American
You: I'm not even IN America
Stranger: BMARACK OBAMAMAMAM SAYS U HAS TO LEAVE NOW
You: You leave
Stranger: ****** GET OUT
You: And who is 'Bamrackm'