What do you call a CHAV......

What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

Innuinnit.

Mornin' all and sundry :smile:

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Reply 1

Piggsil

Awesome.
We call them townies here actually.....

Reply 2

MissisKate

What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit?

The bride

What do you call a thirty year old chav?

Gran

(Got these out of the paper)

Reply 3

technik

Reply 4

dhutch

The Official Chav Test

- Got this in an email few months ago, ace!

Reply 5

MissisKate

I had one like that but it was to see how much of a toff you were.

Reply 6

Socrates

I'm a whopping 21% chavistic.

Worrying really.

Reply 7

Sam_B

Hahaha!

Reply 8

username18215

What do you call a chav in a freezer?

Solid!

Reply 9

Monteferro

Lol, this must be the 100th chav-bashing thread in TSR's history. :p:

Reply 10

username18215

Hmmm... can't get it to work. Any suggestions? I've filled it out but can't get my percentage

Reply 11

glance

Those jokes are all several years old, but then they are timeless.

Reply 12

ThePenguinMafia

Is this the bad joke thread?

Reply 13

MorbidAngel

dhutch

The Official Chav Test

- Got this in an email few months ago, ace!

8%. im worried now.

Reply 14

Profesh

kemiandtheboy

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Indeed; and yet, all of a sudden, I'm met by this inexplicable urge to go straight back to bed. :rolleyes:

Reply 15

ThePenguinMafia

6%

I don't see why knowing what "l8er" means should make you any more of a chav.

Reply 16

username18215

10% chav!

I bought a ben sherman top for work experience and i know where JD sports is because i walk past it when i'm in the centre of town!

I suppose we all have our chavness!