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Hahahahahaha.. *ahem*

Say it's to help you keep afloat.

(You could also tell all of the girls to feel free to grab on if they think they mght drown. You could provide a valuable service.)
Reply 2
chilipop
I have been swimming since I was 6 and am now doing a life-saving course,
I sometimes however feel a little excited around girls when they are near me and have to go to toilet before someone notices "that i am just happy to see them"
is there anything i can do to prevent this besides trying to thinking of something sad/disgusting,
would drinking lots of water help ?
any ideas?

tie an elastic band very tightly round it... that'll cut off the blood supply! :cool:
Reply 3
Mad Vlad
tie an elastic band very tightly round it... that'll cut off the blood supply! :cool:


lol no ways
Reply 4
oh good lord
Reply 5
:rofl:
Reply 6
think of something really sick and twisted

jack black in a bikini for instance :confused: how did i come up with that? lol
LOL!

Keep a house cleaning magazine or something very mundane at hand!
Reply 8
You could actually try and get a girl freind then you won't feel excited every time you see a bit of flesh. If I can go on spannish beaches without getting excited I am sure you can manage in a swimming pool.
Reply 9
Mad Vlad-That can't be good for when you do want a hard-on..
Reply 10
AT82
If I can go on spannish beaches without getting excited I am sure you can manage in a swimming pool.

If its anything like that budweiser advert with that old woman then i'm not surprised. :eek:
Reply 11
lil penguin kid
If its anything like that budweiser advert with that old woman then i'm not surprised. :eek:


Lol no there were some proper hot chicks there although it was mixed.
Mad Vlad
tie an elastic band very tightly round it... that'll cut off the blood supply! :cool:


The blood supply is not the only thing it will cut off :eek:
:rofl: It's times like these I love being a girl! :rofl:
sneezyme
Mad Vlad-That can't be good for when you do want a hard-on..

Can you not just quote people?!
Reply 15
need_money - What was that?
Reply 16
Don't try to hide it, if anyone notices just make a talking point of it, that'll put everyone at ease.

Oh and by
chilipop
have to go to toilet
i presume you mean masturbate furiously.
Reply 17
need_money-that's what i usually do but the 'quote' button has disappeared!
maybe the girls take it as a complement! :biggrin:
Reply 19
feefifofum
:rofl: It's times like these I love being a girl! :rofl:

Nothing to stop girls nipples going hard when they get excited about seeing boys :rolleyes: