What goes through your head when your about to approach a girl?

Short story:

I went to a small party at a club the other night. I was quite nervous at first but got a couple drinks in me so I eventually loosened up. My friend came to the party with this nice red head and I asked about her. He said it was just his freind. He made a little joke that I was attracted to her. I didnt deny it.

On the dance floor, I was boppin my head, not goin crazy or anythin and I could see my freind tellin her about me. He pointed at me and she didn't seem disgusted or anythin which is always a good sign lol. So for the 20 minutes or so I felt as if she was tryna get my attention. She was an amazing dancer. I knew it was the right moment to approch her but I was paralyzed with fear. I'm not gonna kick myself cos I'm now used to this happening.

It seemed everybody were friends there.

So the question is what goes through your head when your about to approach a girl, especially if your "the guy nobody knows"?

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Reply 1

Nuffles

Much like: "Ohhh she's hot. What the hell are you doing man? She's too good for you" At this point I give up :biggrin:

Reply 2

Pudsey

Nothing because i don't do it :P

Reply 3

Cynical Optimist

"Quick, say something witty" Nice day today wasn't it? "Not that..."

Reply 4

Stratos

Which hole?

Reply 5

will.

Nuffles

Much like: "Ohhh she's hot. What the hell are you doing man? She's too good for you" At this point I give up :biggrin:

Haha, this..

Reply 6

Physics man Craig

say something funny... "is that a mirror in your pants? 'cos I can see myself in them"

Reply 7

Anonymous #2

trying to think of something to say which doesnt make it look like i just made up a stupid question for an excuse to talk to her. also try not to ask her anything that other guys always ask.

Reply 8

Trench Face

"I hope this chloroform is strong enough, im not in the mood for a struggle".

Reply 9

n0c0ntr0l

Nothing. By then it's too late and I am in the moment. It's kind of like take off. You do all the flight checks first. By time you start walking you have reached v1, the point of no return where you MUST take off or crash.

Reply 10

theronkinator

100,000 volts from her taser.

Reply 11

cactussed

A bullet, if she's already taken and her boyfriend sees me.

Otherwise, normally something like "What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?!??", and then I reach her and say something "funny".

Reply 12

Tucking Fypo

I'm so low on confidence that I walk into a room, see a fit girl and walk straight back out. :ninja:

Reply 13

g_star_raw_1989

*Wheres my Chloroform rag* :teeth:

Reply 14

elsa_89

"Don't stare at her tits, she'll think you're a lesbian."

Reply 15

noggins

Occasionally; "mm look at her face. It begs to be covered in cum. DONT THINK UP SUCH FILTH! >.<"

Reply 16

AsystoleUK

"I hope my landing gear doesn't break"

Reply 17

Punch

"Is that a bulge in her crotch?... Quick, stop looking at her crotch."

Reply 18

Anonymous #3

elsa_89

"Don't stare at her tits, she'll think you're a lesbian."

Something similar to the above as it
a)Do not stare at her tits
b)Do not imagine her naked or performing anything related to sex
c)Do not do a) and b) otherwise you're going to get a boner